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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:45am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Romanian (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Growing up in a Transylvanian castle, and being born with this strange allergy to sunlight, really set me apart from my contemporaries for several centuries. I am pretty nocturnal. My family thinks I'm crazy for moving to LA. But I'm quite fond of the nightlife.

My family is of an ancient nobility, descending from a landed count. I have customs that might seem strange to some, but after a few drinks I tend not to hear anything on the subject, or any subjects for that matter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't agree necessarily with the phrasing of this question, but on the weekends I volunteer at a Blood bank. It's quite fulfilling and satisfying! I visit the zoo, but only the wolf exhibit. The other animals do not interest me. I love the music of their howls.

Let's just say I've taken advantage of compound interest since the Dutch East India Company.

Vendors and store merchants will not accept payment in gold ducats. Why is this? What happened to the gold standard?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the organ into the dead of night. Hypnotism. Recalling the past... speaking ancient languages, writing prose reminiscent of the victorian era, letters, dancing for royalty, jewel heists, horseback riding, romance, bat handling, spear and pike training, drinking wine, jousting, keeping affairs secret, creating all forms of art, and soothing babies to sleep.

I've several patents for inventions involving electro magnetism. Magnetos, magnetic dynamos, and magnetic electrical field generators. Particle accelerators in my spare time. I've created several artificial forms of antimatter. Most recently, I decided I would invent a solution to radioactivity by creating anti-cesium137 and placing it next to its material counterpart, with the hope that the positrons and electrons would annihilate one another. It worked, the only problem was the annihilation resulted in an explosion of gamma rays. It was a valiant effort, I must say.

I can recite the complete works of Virgil from memory, in most languages. Everyone knows the Aeneid, but there are just as many jewels in his lesser known works.

Making people dinner. Hosting people for dinner. Serving people.

I'm very good at saving money on flying.

I can't tell you how much I hate daylight savings time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've received a lot of comments about my teeth.
I usually tend to remind people of someone on whom they can't quite put their finger. I also startle people when I make an entrance. I get "You appeared out of nowhere." a lot...

I have very distinct laugh. It's dark, low, and tends to go on for a little too long. I must admit it often comes when people are grieving or expressing hardship, pain, or struggle. I can't help it. Muwahahahahahahahahaha!

Apart from that, I've heard observations such as, "The room became silent when you walked in, the wind stopped blowing, your hands are really cold, the lights got dimmer, the candles blew out, my neck hurts." etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Genres: Classical, American Folk, Celtic, Rock & Roll, and Wolves (Ah, the creatures of the night, what music they make!)

Composers: Bach, Beethoven, Tallis, Paganini, Sibelius, Wagner, Mozart, Pergolesi, Shostakovich, Mendelsohn, Mahler, Handel, Gorecki, Brahms, Prokofieff, Grieg, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff, Dvorak, Gould, Haydn, Smetana, Byrd, Part, Satie, John Adams, Philip Glass, and Brian Eno.

Bands/Singers: Little Green Cars, The Dubliners, Joy Division, New Order, The Smiths, La Düsseldorf, Neu!, Kraftwerk, Daft Punk, Passion Pit, Arcade Fire, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, The Walkmen, Belowme, Wilderness, Martha and the Vandellas, Leonard Cohen, Paul Simon, Bob Dylan, Woody Guthrie, Chuck Berry, The Platters, The Beatles, Django Reinhardt, Duke Ellington, Nina Simone, Ella Fitzgerald, Billy Holiday, Bix Beiderbeck, Miles Davis, The Doors, The Beach Boys, Pink Floyd, Butch Baldassari, Johnny Cash

Writers & Poets:
Shakespeare, Melville, Balzac, James, Faulkner, Dickens, Tolstoy, Strindberg, Whitman, Joyce, Marlowe, Dante, Virgil, Goethe, Schiller, Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Blake, Maturin, Twain, Poe, Flaubert, Rilke, Joyce, Shelly (both Percy and Mary), Wordsworth, Rimbaud, Proust, Hughes.

Chaplin, Kubrik, Fassbinder, Brakhage, Tarkovsky, Mizoguchi, Teshigahara, Wenders, Hitchcock, Fellini, De Sica, Lang, Herzog, Eisenstein, Kar-wai, Pudovkin, Vertov, Tarr, Kurosawa, Antonioni, Renoir, Ford, Truffaut, Carne, Dovzhenko, Malick, Goddard, Cassavetes.

Deadwood, Mad Men, Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, The Tudors, Vikings, The Twilight Zone, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report.

Rembrant, Sorolla, Levitan, Sargent, Whistler, Surikov, Serov, Brugel, Schiele, Holbein (the younger), Klimt, Repin, Duerer, Kokoschka, Dore, Waterhouse,

Anything with Coffee.

American, German, Polish, Russian, Italian, French, Viennese, Mexican but I like other ethnicities as well! (excluding Turkish)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People. I would die without people.
Soil from Transylvania
My teeth
Compound Interest
and the little umbrellas that come with a Pina Colada.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
High blood pressure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having friends over for dinner!

I also like going out. Don't worry, If we go out, I'll have you home before dawn.

If you enjoy museums, come to my manor!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still use a feather pen and inkwell. (I know! Some habits die hard, I should really upgrade to a typewriter.)

Everyone complains my bed looks like a box. I think it's the lid.
You should message me if
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See self summary.

You love staying up at night. You don't wear certain religious symbols around your neck (necks are so beautiful). You don't cook with excess of garlic. (Can't stand the taste of raw garlic).

You love going on moonlit carriage rides.

You don't spend too much time in front of the mirror.

If you can speak Latin, Old romanian, Old German, Old English, Hungarian, Visigoth, Ancient Greek, Gaulish, Gaelic or Balto-Slavic: my parents will love you. (Though they'll probably love you anyway.)

You can write in runes.

You can ballroom dance.

You're looking for someone with whom you can spend eternity.

A large chateau filled with books is the kind of place you had in mind to spend eternity.

You seem like my type. (No, I don't mean blood type.)