When creating my profile I typed "nic" and the OKCupid robot auto-finished to "Nice-taco." It was so random I had to select it. When do you ever get to use those two words together? Butttt I had to change it cause I kept getting hate mail from girls on here that clearly can't take a joke. Oprah was the last person I texted today so decided to just use her name.
I find it hilarious when tourists pose for photos and point at the article of interest. In honor of this hilarity one of my photos is of me in Venice...of course, pointing at the canal.
People using the terms "NOLA" or "Nawlins" irritate me. No one from Louisiana uses those terms--douchés from New Jersey that spent one weekend there do.
I try to be a straight shooter. If you have food on your face, I'll tell you. If an article of clothing looks stupid on you and you ask (the furry boots or Jason Mraz hat), I'll be honest. Please say that you love the "energy of the city." This is me rolling my eyes
I love my job. I travel a lot for work. I require a high level of maturity in a lady. I'm big in to history. I'd like a lady that can hold a good conversation--more than just what happened on the Kardashian show. If you gain a pound or two or five after a weekend of watching tv and eating crappy delivery food--so what? I love weekend getaways. I like nice hotels. I'm in to water and anything you can do on/in water--boating, fishing, swimming, beach-ing, jacuzzis etc. I have a jetski at home. I try to "talk shop" with my motorcycle friends, as if a jetski is similar. If you can picture tools standing around talking about motorcycles that joke is a lot funnier.
I have over 63 friends on Facebook.
Yes, it's cool that you used the term "sapiosexual" in your profile. It's not as original as the skydiving, petting a tiger, or color run pictures.
I have a pretty intense career. That being said, I like to joke around a lot. If you say things like "I like to travel" or "I'm a foodie" I will absolutely make fun of you. Laugh with me. It was your profile...not mine.