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Nice-taco

31 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm from the south--the real south. I'm a polite guy that opens doors for women (good looking and ugly ones) and says "sir" and "ma'am." I moved to NYC a few years ago for work. I've never seen so much indoor plumbing--we don't have that in Atlanta. I love joking around and sarcasm.

When creating my profile I typed "nic" and the OKCupid robot auto-finished to "Nice-taco." It was so random I had to select it. When do you ever get to use those two words together?

I find it hilarious when tourists pose for photos and point at the article of interest. In honor of this hilarity one of my photos is of me in Venice...of course, pointing at the canal.

People using the terms "NOLA" or "Nawlins" irritate me. No one from Louisiana uses those terms--douchés from New Jersey that spent one weekend there do.

I try to be a straight shooter. If you have food on your face, I'll tell you. If an article of clothing looks stupid on you and you ask (the furry boots or Jason Mraz hat), I'll be honest. If you log in to see when I last logged in...I may not be for you.

I love my job. I travel a lot for work. I require a high level of maturity in my lady. I'm big in to history. I'd like a lady that can hold a good conversation--more than just what happened on the Kardashian show. I like a lady that has curves. I'm not really in to women that look like 10 year old boys. If you gain a pound or two or five after a weekend of watching tv and eating crappy delivery food--so what? I love weekend getaways. I like nice hotels. I'm in to water and anything you can do on/in water--boating, fishing, swimming, beach-ing, jacuzzis etc.

If you're looking for that bad boy that you can "break" or "change"--I'm not for you; I'm pretty squared away already. My credit score is very impressive...your dad will love it.

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What I’m doing with my life
One of the nicest things a girl ever said to me was "You're a patriot." I love this country--even with all it's flaws. I hope to preserve it for our kids. What can we name them? I like smart kid names like "Carter" or "Nixon."
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I also plan kick-ass vacations slash long weekend trips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I watch a lot of documentaries (yawn). Love top 40 radio. I like all sorts of food--especially desserts. I'll watch anything funny on tv.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why every single female's profile includes one of the two following statements:

"I love exploring the city."

"On Sundays you'll find me grabbing me a beer and watching football."

We get it. You're the coolest girl on here. Haha. Just kidding. Sort of.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cut my own hair. I like girl movies (Notebook, The Family Stone, In Her Shoes).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you read all that and still love me