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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 30
Native American, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from the south--the real south. I'm a polite guy that opens doors for women (good looking and ugly ones) and says "sir" and "ma'am." I moved to NYC a few years ago for work. I've never seen so much indoor plumbing--we don't have that in Atlanta. I love joking around and sarcasm.

When creating my profile I typed "nic" and the OKCupid robot auto-finished to "Nice-taco." It was so random I had to select it. When do you ever get to use those two words together? Butttt I had to change it cause I kept getting hate mail from girls on here that clearly can't take a joke. Oprah was the last person I texted today so decided to just use her name.

I find it hilarious when tourists pose for photos and point at the article of interest. In honor of this hilarity one of my photos is of me in Venice...of course, pointing at the canal.

People using the terms "NOLA" or "Nawlins" irritate me. No one from Louisiana uses those terms--douchés from New Jersey that spent one weekend there do.

I try to be a straight shooter. If you have food on your face, I'll tell you. If an article of clothing looks stupid on you and you ask (the furry boots or Jason Mraz hat), I'll be honest. Please say that you love the "energy of the city." This is me rolling my eyes

I love my job. I travel a lot for work. I require a high level of maturity in a lady. I'm big in to history. I'd like a lady that can hold a good conversation--more than just what happened on the Kardashian show. If you gain a pound or two or five after a weekend of watching tv and eating crappy delivery food--so what? I love weekend getaways. I like nice hotels. I'm in to water and anything you can do on/in water--boating, fishing, swimming, beach-ing, jacuzzis etc. I have a jetski at home. I try to "talk shop" with my motorcycle friends, as if a jetski is similar. If you can picture tools standing around talking about motorcycles that joke is a lot funnier.

I have over 63 friends on Facebook.

Yes, it's cool that you used the term "sapiosexual" in your profile. It's not as original as the skydiving, petting a tiger, or color run pictures.

I have a pretty intense career. That being said, I like to joke around a lot. If you say things like "I like to travel" or "I'm a foodie" I will absolutely make fun of you. Laugh with me. It was your profile...not mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
One of the nicest things a girl ever said to me was "You're a patriot." I love this country--even with all it's flaws. I hope to preserve it for our kids. What can we name them? I like smart kid names like "Carter" or "Nixon."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I also plan kick-ass vacations slash long weekend trips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I watch a lot of documentaries (yawn). Love top 40 radio. I like all sorts of food--especially desserts. I'll watch anything funny on tv.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why every single female's profile includes one of the two following statements:

"I love exploring the city."

"On Sundays you'll find me grabbing me a beer and watching football."

We get it. You're the coolest girl on here. Haha. Just kidding. Sort of.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cut my own hair. I like girl movies (Notebook, The Family Stone, In Her Shoes).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. read all that and still love me don't "check-in" at airports on Facebook. Really makes you look tool-ish

Please stop messaging to tell me that I remind you of Denzel Washington.