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  • Ages 44-58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 6:17pm
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Humor is everywhere I want to be. I never leave home without it.

Hey There!

I work behind the scenes at a TV station doing newscasts. I love my job as the news changes everyday and challenges my mind with vexing questions like: Will Republicans and Democrats ever compromise? How will the El Nino effect our weather this Winter? Will Kim Kardashian and her tush ever be truly happy? Huge questions all.

A little about me. I'm full of energy and joie de vivre. I'm not a curmudgeon and tend to smile when no one else is around. I'm honest, confident, can tap into a non-serious geeky side or thumb wrestle you into oblivion. I'm financially independent (have a wonderful Cape Cod home), never had children (but love them), and have no pets (but love dogs). I also have a marvelous group of friends, love to eat out, and enjoy the simple pleasures of life like watching sunsets from my porch, having a witty conversation over a bottle of wine, and taking long aimless drives in the country. I also cook, dust, separate my laundry, and am pretty handy with a hammer and socket set.

My photos are recent and not like the perfect photos of food you see on a Denny's menu. What you see is what you'll get. Oh, I know you want that shirtless bathroom selfie, and I'm working on it, but it takes time to get the lighting just so.

I love to travel and would rather be riding on cable car in San Francisco, sipping an espresso in Venice, or planning an escapade in Vegas versus finishing this profile, but let's carry on shall we?

So, what do I want from a woman? Good question. I don't have a long list of what you should be or not be, but smart and sassy would be high on the list. Another bonus would be to meet someone who loves long walks on the beach, doesn't complain about the weather, and can fit all her baggage into the "Overhead Bin."

So, there you have it. Painless right? Don't answer that. .. Oh, if you see anything you don't like in my profile I'm blaming the North Korean's for hacking into my account.

Anyway, thanks for visiting and, as always, the first cup of coffee is on me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Playing my Acoustic and getting the most out of everyday day I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Directions! Throwing a baseball. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh I have read Faulkner, Dickinson, Miller, and Hemingway and I've loved them all, but I still take great pleasure in reading the magazines in the dentist's office and keeping up with the news.


I've seen 80 of the AFI's Top 100 films, so I guess it is safe to say I love movies. Some of my favorites are The Right Stuff, Roman Holiday, A Hard Days Night, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Forrest Gump, Rocky, 4 Weddings and a Funeral, Saving Private Ryan, The Hangover, Love Actually, Goodfellas, Casino Royale, Midnight in Paris, Rush, and Crazy, Stupid, Love.


I love it all from Classical, to County, to Pop. Just give me some good chords to play.


Italian, Pizza, Mac n' Cheese and Popcorn. Yes, I eat salads. Give me an Asian Sesame Chicken Salad from Panera and I'm happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Prescription Sunglasses
The Wet Nose of a Dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, Friends, The Universe and Why there are no "B" Batteries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out on the town. Dinners, sporting events, concerts, or a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
MMMBop by Hanson is a classic!
You should message me if
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You love to laugh, are open-minded, and have a "Joie de vivre."