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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 44–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:39am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, no! Not a 50something male! Ugh, pffft, pffft - BLECH! I hear ya. BUT WAIT!

I'm Healthy and take NO MEDS - none, zip, nada.
I have No Debt. Just the basic house payment.
I own 2 cars neither of which are a rusty Lincoln Continental with 2 hubcaps missing.
I think like a 25 year old, but without the mindset of "where's the next kegger?"
I don't wear my pants up to my belly button.
I don't have sunglasses that look like I need a seeing-eye dog.
I don't have an AARP Card. I'll be just fine without the 10% off at the Holiday Inn Express.
And I don't have Andy Rooney eyebrows.

Anyway, I work behind the scenes at a TV station doing newscasts. I love my job as the news changes everyday and challenges my mind with vexing questions like: Will Republicans and Democrats ever compromise? Will Malaysia Flight 370 ever be found? Can Donald Trump's hair ever be tamed? Huge questions all.

A little about me. I'm all the good stuff you are looking for - honest, faithful, financially secure, confident, and a pretty darn good kisser if I say so myself. I have no children (but love them), have no pets (but love dogs), and enjoy walks on the beach. I have a marvelous group of friends, love to eat out, and love Kit-Kat bars. I enjoy the simple pleasures of life like watching sunsets from my porch, having a conversation over a bottle of wine, and taking long drives in the country. I also cook, dust, separate my laundry, and can mulch with the best of them. I like sports (especially hockey), music, and Kit-Kat Bars. Now I don't wear camouflaged wife beaters, don't have tattoo's on my arm dedicated to Xena the Warrior Princess, and feel no need to have a pulsating mass of steel and rubber under my crotch - No! However, If that's your kinda guy; make sure he looks good in that shirtless bathroom selfie.

My photos are recent and not like the photos you see on a Denny's Restaurant menu. What you see is what you'll get.

I love to travel and would rather be enjoying a Pinot in Napa, getting lost in Venice, or planning a caper in Vegas than be finishing this profile, but, alas, let's carry on shall we? A stay at home couch potato I'm not. In fact, this year alone I took leisure trips to Vero Beach, Boston, Manhattan, San Francisco, Napa, Yosemite, Glacier National Park, Banff and Calgary. Next year I'm eying Italy, Vegas, and Southern California (I gotta see another sunset in the Pacific). Care to go along?

So, what do I want from a woman? Good question. I don't have a long list of what a woman should be or not be, but a sense of humor would be pretty cool. Another bonus would be to meet someone who doesn't complain about the weather, can fit all her baggage into the "Overhead Bin" and knows when it's time to flip a burger.

So, there you have it. Painless right? Don't answer that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing my Acoustic and getting the most out of everyday day I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Directions! Throwing a baseball. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Oh I have read Faulkner, Dickinson, Miller, and Hemingway and I've loved them all, but I still take great pleasure in reading the magazines in the dentist's office and keeping up with the news.


Gravity, The Right Stuff, Roman Holiday, A Hard Days Night, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Forrest Gump, Rocky, 4 Weddings and a Funeral, Saving Private Ryan, The Hangover, Love Actually, Goodfellas, Casino Royale, French Kiss, Midnight in Paris, Rush, Crazy, Stupid, Love, An Education, Girl with A Pearl Earring, or just about any well written movie.


I love it all from Classical, to County, to Pop. Just give me some good chords to play.


Italian, Pizza, Mac n' Cheese and Popcorn. Yes, I eat salads. Give me an Asian Sesame Chicken Salad from Panera and I'm happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Prescription Sunglasses
The Wet Nose of a Dog
Did I mention laughter?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, Friends, The Universe and Why there are no "B" Batteries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out on the town. Dinners, sporting events, concerts, or a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
MMMBop by Hanson is a classic!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love to laugh, are open-minded, and have a "Joie de vivre."