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My self-summary
Humor is everywhere I want to be. I never leave home without it.

Hey There! Are you having fun yet?

I work behind the scenes at a TV station doing newscasts. I love my job as the news changes everyday and challenges my mind with vexing questions like: Will Republicans and Democrats ever compromise? Will the Iran Nuclear Deal change the dynamics of the Middle East? Will Kim Kardashian and her tush ever be truly happy? Huge questions all.

A little about me. I've been told by female friends and co-workers that I'm "quite a catch." Don't all our friends say that? Anyway, I accept the compliments with a smile, then effort to translate those compliments into a decent profile. Can it be done?

Let's start off with a few things that I know women want most - I'm honest, confident, kiss babies, and help old ladies across the street. I'm financially independent, live in a wonderful Cape Cod, and have two cars (neither of which is up on blocks). I never had children but love them, have no pets but love dogs, and I have a marvelous group of friends. I love to eat out, cherish a smooth glass of Pinot, and would punch out Justin Bieber over a good bowl of mac n' cheese. I also enjoy the simple pleasures of life like: watching sunsets from my porch, pulling over to take a photographs, and grocery store shopping after midnight. I've also been known to perform the death defying stunts of cooking, dusting, separating my laundry, and changing spark plugs.

My photos are recent and not like those of a Denny's menu. What you see is what you'll get.

I love to travel and would rather be riding on cable car in San Francisco, sipping an espresso in Venice, or planning an escapade in Vegas versus finishing this profile, but let's carry on shall we?

So, what do I want from a woman? Good question. I don't have a long list of what you should or should not be, but enjoying a whipped cream mustache is a start. Another bonus would be to meet someone who loves witty banter, doesn't complain if it rains, and can fit all her baggage into the "Overhead Bin." So, there you have it.

Painless right? Don't answer that. .. Oh, if you see anything you don't like in my profile I'm blaming the North Korean's for hacking into my account.

Anyway, thanks for visiting and, as always, I'm open 24 hours and the second cup of coffee is free.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing my Acoustic and getting the most out of everyday day I can.
I’m really good at
Directions! Throwing a baseball. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Oh I have read Faulkner, Dickinson, Miller, and Hemingway and I've loved them all, but I still take great pleasure in reading the magazines in the dentist's office and keeping up with the news.


I've seen 80 of the AFI's Top 100 films, so I guess it is safe to say I love movies. Some of my favorites are The Right Stuff, Roman Holiday, A Hard Days Night, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Forrest Gump, Rocky, 4 Weddings and a Funeral, Saving Private Ryan, The Hangover, Love Actually, Goodfellas, Casino Royale, Midnight in Paris, Rush, and Crazy, Stupid, Love.


I love it all from Classical, to County, to Pop. Just give me some good chords to play.


Italian, Pizza, Mac n' Cheese and Popcorn. Yes, I eat salads. Give me an Asian Sesame Chicken Salad from Panera and I'm happy.
The six things I could never do without
Prescription Sunglasses
The Wet Nose of a Dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, Friends, The Universe and Why there are no "B" Batteries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out on the town. Dinners, sporting events, concerts, or a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
MMMBop by Hanson is a classic!
You should message me if
You love to laugh, are open-minded, and have a "Joie de vivre."