1. I find smokers to be among the most disgusting people in the world so if you smoke(even just "once in a while", "when drinking" or even "rarely") I want nothing to do with you, I believe I've put that as clearly as possible.
2. I'm childfree for life and you must be too for me to have even the remotest interest in you, in case you don't know childfree means you don't have kids and don't ever want kids and nothing could ever sway you into wanting kids, of course if you're childfree for life I likely didn't have explain what it is.
3. If you are a conservative just stop right here and fuck off right now, I'm a far-left ultra-liberal to the core and I have no patience for freedom hating right-wingers and I despise conservatism and all of it's Satanic tenets, this includes LINOs(right wingers who claim to be libertarians) as well.
I'll consider settling for an apathetic though, a moderate is pushing it.
So now that I've finished being an asshole I'll now describe myself.
I have never had a girlfriend in any capacity in all my life(never had sex, never kissed, no type of date of any sort, never ANYTHING). I know that apparently the idea of a grown man who hasn't ever had a girlfriend seems to be a turnoff to the majority of women on this site but I feel that this is an important thing for me to mention in my profile.
I have epilepsy and since I have a seizure about once a year I'm not allowed to drive in this state, I also have a bad arm so I'm disabled and unable to do the only type of work I could get around here so I don't have a job and I live with my dad.
I just had to be honest about all of that upfront, I know that that a jobless loser without a car who lives with his dad has got to be a major dealbreaker for most women but I just felt I had to mention it here in my profile as well.
For more about me you should read my answers to the questions I've answered on here, they summarize me better than this, I warn you though that if your are offended by profanity I use the word fuck a LOT in the explanations.
Some people have told me that I shouldn't mention all this stuff in my profile but this is me, this is who I am and I'm not going to lie about myself, I hate empty profiles and I want to be as detailed as possible.