1. I find smokers to be among the most disgusting people in the world so if you smoke(even just "once in a while" or even "rarely") I want nothing to do with you, I believe I've put that as clearly as possible.
2. I'm childfree for life and you must be too for me to have even the remotest interest in you, by this I mean you don't have kids and don't ever want kids and nothing could ever sway you into wanting kids, of course if you're childfree for life I didn't have explain what it is.
3. If you are a conservative just stop here and fuck off right now, I'm a far left ultra liberal to the core and I have no patience for freedom hating right-wingers, this includes LINOs as well.
I'll consider settling for an apathetic though, a moderate is pushing it.
So now that I've finished being an asshole I'll now describe myself.
I have never had a girlfriend in any capacity in all my life(never had sex, never kissed, no type of date of any sort, never ANYTHING). I know that apparently the idea of a grown man who hasn't ever had a girlfriend seems to be a turnoff to the majority of women on this site but I feel that this is an important thing for me to mention in my profile.
I have epilepsy which prevents me from driving in this state because I have a string of seizures about once a year, I also have a bad arm so I'm disabled and unable to do the only type of work I could get around here so I don't have a job and I live with my dad.
I just had to be honest about all of that upfront, I know that that jobless loser without a car who lives with his dad has got to be a major dealbreaker for most women but I just felt I had to mention it here in my profile.
For more about me you should read my answers to the questions I've answered on here, they summarize me better than this, I warn you though that if your are offended by profanity I use the word fuck a LOT in the explanations.