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28 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm very much a spur of the moment type of guy, and I'll do just about whatever I can to make a joke about anything I can if it means you will smile.

Mostly harmless and I spend most of the time breaking down what things mean and what they stand for. I can get very meta about anything and I confuse easily.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mainly trying to grow my beard...

In reality I work in advertising. Long hours when were on projects but that doesn't mean I have no time off.

I enjoy practicing my uno game, wishing I had a welch corgi so I could name it Ein, Adventuring at Disneyland, producing, creating, inspiring.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching them all.

Carrying on a conversation about the silliest things in the world making things that don't really happen in reality a reality. Enchanting unicorns for my stable of fine mystical creatures, so I can one day have a zoo of nothing but the most amazing creatures.

Like my LinkedIn profiles states, I have great tastebuds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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We like to Read:
Anything along the lines of: String Theory novellas, social engineering, random coup de grace action sequences, zombies zombies zombies, a world without men (minus one and a monkey), things written by crazy chicken ranch owners of the Oregon area.

Take me out to the movies!:
Anything by Takashi Mikke, Hiayo Miyazaki, David Fincher, Darren Aronofsky, Sam Rami, Wes Anderson , Nicolas Winding Refn, Christopher Nolan, Stanly Kubrik, Jon Favreau, Joss Whedon and Peter Jackson.

Short Serials:
anything as long as it involves 60's add agencies, adventures!, a spy agency turned vice, the CDC, serial killers, bike gangs, a crazy island, time travel, girls and their crazy antics in NY, theoretical sciences, space ships, management consulting, Nathan Fillion, the IT department, cylons, slackers with dead end jobs, playing games for chairs, or sleuthing with backwoods detectives determined to get their guy.

Audible oddities:
Cashmere, Childish, Turtle, Kaiyote, West, Brown, Puppy, Aphex, Ferg, Rocky, sonny, purple rain, turn around, you & me, and you.

-if you need more:

Where do you want to go eat?:
My yelp bookmarks are pretty full of exciting places I'd love to go check out. I do enjoy really any Japanese food. Mexican Is pretty legit as well. Just getting into the whole food truck craze here in LA, so anything off a food truck I'm more than willing to try.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pizza... Because pizza.

Music: The soundtrack to my life always changes, but it is always there. Without music I wouldn't be who I am today.

Friends... They are my ride or die.

Stable internet: you know for science and stuff.


Pizza... Because pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why R Kelly is the most ridiculous person in existence
-How I wish my life was more like the movies
-Where I should go adventure next
-If I was a Togepi, who would be my Togetic
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A typical Friday is anything but typical, whether its going out to a bar without a posted sign, dancing my heart out, hanging out at that all night cafe, or just staying in enjoying some netflix in my pajamas, I enjoy the adventure of change.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the worst at conversations, All I ever seem to want to talk about is Pizza, Sushi, Movies, Tv, and Alec Baldwin.
I do an awesome R. Kelly Karaoke at any chance I can.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Challenge me with your convictions, something you read, something you saw, something you believe in.

You feel confident to recite any of young thug's lyrics.

You can karaoke either part of "stuntin' like my daddy"

At least go get pizza with me.