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28 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Level 12 Half-Elf Nordic Berserker... heh no but really...
West side living but it's not uncommon to find me planning hikes, biking, going to Disneyland, hanging out on the beach, going to a show/art gallery/comedy event. I'm very much the jack of all trades. A good mixture keeps things fresh, and fun.

I enjoy making up the most of my day to day banter off the top of my head. Mystical animals are pretty much my favorite topic to talk about, or the last movie I saw and how it will change the face of cinema.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mainly trying to grow my beard...

In reality I work in IT/QA. Long hours and barely no time off. I make sure I spend my off time doing with what I can with it.

I enjoy practicing my uno game, wishing I had a welch corgi so I could name it Ein, Adventuring at Disneyland, producing, creating, inspiring.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching them all.

Carrying on a conversation about the silliest things in the world making things that don't really happen in reality a reality. Enchanting unicorns for my stable of fine mystical creatures, so I can one day have a zoo of nothing but the most amazing creatures.

That and taking day naps. I rule at day naps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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We like to Read:
Anything along the lines of: String Theory novellas, social engineering, random coup de grace action sequences, zombies zombies zombies, a world without men (minus one and a monkey), things written by crazy chicken ranch owners of the Oregon area.

Take me out to the movies!:
Anything by Takashi Mikke, Hiayo Miyazaki, David Fincher, Darren Aronofsky, Sam Rami, Wes Anderson , Nicolas Winding Refn, Christopher Nolan, Stanly Kubrik, Jon Favreau, Joss Whedon and Peter Jackson.

Short Serials:
anything as long as it involves 60's add agencies, adventures!, a spy agency turned vice, the CDC, serial killers, bike gangs, a crazy island, time travel, girls and their crazy antics in NY, theoretical sciences, space ships, management consulting, Nathan Fillion, the IT department, cylons, slackers with dead end jobs, playing games for chairs, or sleuthing with backwoods detectives determined to get their guy.

Audible oddities:
Cashmere, Turtle, tennis court, earmilk, hypem, shabba, asap, Q, sonny, purple rain, turn around, you & me ... these are all words I use to get the party started.
-Turn down your hut?
-if you need more:

Where do you want to go eat?:
My yelp bookmarks are pretty full of exciting places I'd love to go check out. I do enjoy really any Japanese food. Mexican Is pretty legit as well. Just getting into the whole food truck craze here in LA, so anything off a food truck I'm more than willing to try.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music: The soundtrack to my life always changes, but it is always there. Without music I wouldn't be who I am today.

My Friends: They have been few and far between lately, however I cherish each and everyone I come across.

Stable internet: you know for sciencing and stuff.

Comedy: This is playing a bigger and bigger part of my life every day. I love stand up and continue to delve deeper into the dark recesses of comedy.

Creating: I love to inspire and create with my friends. Pushing them into greatness is my goal in life.

Pizza... Because pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why R Kelly is the most ridiculous person in existence
-How I wish my life was more like the movies
-Where I should go adventure next
-If I was a Togepi, who would be my Togetic one day maybe get a Togekiss.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A typical Friday is anything but typical, whether its going out to a bar without a posted sign, dancing my heart out, hanging out at that all night cafe, or just staying in enjoying some netflix in my pajamas, I enjoy the adventure of change.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the worst at conversations, All I ever seem to want to talk about is Pizza, Sushi, Movies, Tv, and Alec Baldwin.
I do an awesome R. Kelly Karaoke at any chance I can.
You should message me if
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You're way sus on some pizza toppings.
You have a great PCH playlist and want to share it, and will try and tolerate mine in return.
You want to go watch some stand up and pizza.
You want to cut your pizza into a spiral.
If you believe with all of your heart that stuntin' is a habit.
Want to cruze down pch to that spot no ones herd about and smoke.
But really if you believe pizza.

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