I'm well traveled, heavily tattooed, part of a trio, I only eat spaghetti when it's raining. I once ate a live panther but my favorite food is milk steak. My hobbies and interests include magnets and ghouls. I really dislike people's knees.. I always keep rice on me at all times, just in case, you can never be to careful.
I use to be a secret agent for a chess club mafia, they called me the pawn master! I can do 17 Sudoku puzzles at the same time, but 95% of the answers are incorrect meaning that there is a 5% chance that i could solve you!
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask a monkey cause i am sure that all monkeys have the answer for all of life's questions.
Hello and goodnight
Ps. My name is Nick :)
P.P.S NO TIME WASTERS !
I am looking for a wild girl, both wild in heart and in looks. (ideally someone that was raised by wolves but isn't a must), A girl that has a tattoo of a tea pot cozey underneath their leg armpit. I am looking for a girl who has a sense of humor. It is a must that a girl knows how to throw a boomerang so it doesn't return back to her.
I need a girl who knows how to maintain a house, preferably a dolls house, cause i need somewhere for my action figures to live. They are real men to me, and need a women's touch.
Ideally i would like a girl who understands jokes, such as
How do monkeys make toast?
They put it under a gorilla!
if you don't understand the logistics of that joke, i am sorry but thank you for looking at my interest and I bid you farewell.