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Nick1986tat2

29 Sydney, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Drugs
Never
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey ladies,

I'm well traveled, heavily tattooed, part of a trio, I only eat spaghetti when it's raining. I once ate a live panther but my favorite food is milk steak. My hobbies and interests include magnets and ghouls. I really dislike people's knees.. I always keep rice on me at all times, just in case, you can never be to careful.

I use to be a secret agent for a chess club mafia, they called me the pawn master! I can do 17 Sudoku puzzles at the same time, but 95% of the answers are incorrect meaning that there is a 5% chance that i could solve you!

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask a monkey cause i am sure that all monkeys have the answer for all of life's questions.

Hello and goodnight

Ps. My name is Nick :)

P.P.S NO TIME WASTERS !

I am looking for a wild girl, both wild in heart and in looks. (ideally someone that was raised by wolves but isn't a must), A girl that has a tattoo of a tea pot cozey underneath their leg armpit. I am looking for a girl who has a sense of humor. It is a must that a girl knows how to throw a boomerang so it doesn't return back to her.

I need a girl who knows how to maintain a house, preferably a dolls house, cause i need somewhere for my action figures to live. They are real men to me, and need a women's touch.

Ideally i would like a girl who understands jokes, such as

How do monkeys make toast?

They put it under a gorilla!

if you don't understand the logistics of that joke, i am sorry but thank you for looking at my interest and I bid you farewell.