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Nick1986tat2

28 Melbourne, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hey ladies,

I'm well traveled, heavily tattooed, part of a trio, I only eat spaghetti when it's raining. I once ate a live panther but my favorite food is milk steak. My hobbies and interests include magnets and ghouls. I really dislike people's knees.. I always keep rice on me at all times, just in case, you can never be to careful.

I use to be a secret agent for a chess club mafia, they called me the pawn master! I can do 17 Sudoku puzzles at the same time, but 95% of the answers are incorrect meaning that there is a 5% chance that i could solve you!

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask a monkey cause i am sure that all monkeys have the answer for all of life's questions.

Hello and goodnight

Ps. My name is Nick :)

P.P.S NO TIME WASTERS !

I am looking for a wild girl, both wild in heart and in looks. (ideally someone that was raised by wolves but isn't a must), A girl that has a tattoo of a tea pot cozey underneath their leg armpit. I am looking for a girl who has a sense of humor. It is a must that a girl knows how to throw a boomerang so it doesn't return back to her.

I need a girl who knows how to maintain a house, preferably a dolls house, cause i need somewhere for my action figures to live. They are real men to me, and need a women's touch.

Ideally i would like a girl who understands jokes, such as

How do monkeys make toast?

They put it under a gorilla!

if you don't understand the logistics of that joke, i am sorry but thank you for looking at my interest and I bid you farewell.