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34 M Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Wants kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
"You know what is really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. A girl who makes the world seem bigger and more interesting... A loud laugh that comes from her belly. Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. Hooded sweatshirts. Breakfast in bed. A girl with boundaries. Grace. Clumsiness. A partner who knows what turns her on. Sassy waitresses. Pretty scientists. Any and all librarians (okay, maybe this is my issue). Truth. Vulnerability. Strength. Naïveté. Big breasts. Small breasts. Doesn't matter the size, they all fascinate. ...A girl who calls you on your bullsh*t but isn't afraid to love you in spite of it. A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is." -Courtney E. Martin

Hi, I'm Nick.
Real quick - I'm employed, my car is paid off and I don't live with my parents. Looking at some of your profiles, ladies, it appears as though this isn't always the case with other guys on this site...?

I'm social and I'd like to meet someone who's into live music, road trips, laughing until it hurts, camping, a fan of downtown Phoenix (I'm moving there in May), wine bars, sports bars (GO BEARS), local haunts, movie/wine nights, books and everything else. I'm a performer (actor/stand up comic) and I have an appreciation for the arts- written, sculpted, painted, performed, sung, all of it. I have a sideways sense of humor and I'm a little cynical. I'd like to meet a girl who can contribute to that, too. Haha

Ok, that's enough for now.
Say hello. You made it this far!


*420 friendly - Card holder*
What I’m doing with my life
Working, enjoying free time, socializing, reading, writing, expanding.
I’m really good at
-Making people laugh
-I'm an awesome trivia partner
-I appreciate people's quirks, oddities and eccentricities (it's what makes people interesting)
-In a necessary situation, I'm the guy that'll have our alibi ;)
-I'm an excellent lover
The first things people usually notice about me
I tell a good story and can hold a crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Seriously, almost anything. Lean towards rock, alternative, punk and reggae. Hip hop and EDM are cool. 80s & 90s. Random sh*t but I'm cool with what you wanna listen to, ya know? I'm fine with the radio, a jukebox, an iTunes or whatever!

Movies: The Breakfast Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Reservoir Dogs, Four Rooms, Mallrats, Empire Records (great soundtrack, too), Secretary, Beetlejuice, The Big Lebowski, Chicago, Bronson, Almost Famous, Shawshank Redemption, any Pixar and animated movies, superhero and comic book movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, horror. I love movies...

TV: The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, True Blood, It's Always Sunny..., The Simpsons, Impractical Jokers, Roseanne (best sitcom ever), Travel Channel, Comedy Central, Discovery, History, etc...

Books: The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, Anthem, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, World War Z, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Kite Runner, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Life on the Mississippi, Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Wayne Dyer, Chuck Klosterman, Anne Rice...

Food: Just freakin' name it! I wish I had Anthony Bourdain's job...
The six things I could never do without
Music, laughing, dizzying sex, Reese's peanut butter cups, books, a good scotch, wine, seafood...
Rainstorms! Oh, and of course the beach. And cheese! Ok, that's more than 6. I do what I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"I wish I could fly."
"I wish it were raining."
"Where are my keys?"
"If someone is reading my mind right now... just raise your hand."
"I'd be a awesome vampire."
"Where the hell are my keys?!"
"Should I eat?"
"Why are my keys in the refrigerator?"
"Mmm, cheesecake..."

*this actually isn't far from my normal train of thought...
On a typical Friday night I am
Out grabbing a cocktail with friends or just chillin' on the couch. Whatever's goin' on, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I get stuck making faces in the bathroom mirror. It's made me late for work more than once.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to meet a good guy who'll keep you on your toes and laughing, respect you and "get" you... but can be a little pain in the ass, too Haha

Mad Hatter: "Am I going mad?"
Alice: "Yes, you're mad, bonkers, off your head. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are."