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34 Phoenix, AZ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:17am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
When drinking
Space camp
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Healthcare Sales - Stand Up Comic - 5'11" - Phx, AZ
Tshirt and Chucks

I like expressive women. Artists, writers, dancers, performers. Cynical and opinionated. Women who love to read and love to laugh.

I need someone that can hold her own, whether it's at a nice dinner or a taco stand, an intellectual debate or a camping trip, a live show or a dive bar.

I'm funny, smart and chivalrous. I'll hold your door but might give you a little smack on the ass as you walk through. Yep.

420 friendly
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, performing, socializing, reading, writing, expanding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making people laugh
-Getting lost in conversation
-Damn good in bed
-And in a necessary situation, I'm the guy that'll have our alibi ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Genuine, funny and I have nothing to prove. I'm aware of who I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Rock, punk and alternative but I'll dance with ya so I'm cool with goin' somewhere that plays EDM & hip-hop if you feel like shakin' it.

Movies: The Breakfast Club, Fear and Loathing..., Reservoir Dogs, Four Rooms, Mallrats, Empire Records, Secretary, Beetlejuice, The Big Lebowski, Chicago, Bronson, Pixar and animated movies, Marvel and DC movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, horror, really anything...

TV: The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Cosmos, Falling Skies, It's Always Sunny..., The Carbanaro Effect, The Simpsons, Impractical Jokers, Roseanne was the best sitcom ever, Travel Channel, Comedy Central, Discovery, History, etc...

Books: The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, Lamb, Fear and Loathing..., World War Z, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Kite Runner, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Life on the Mississippi, Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Wayne Dyer, Chistopher Moore

Food: Name it. I wish I had Anthony Bourdain's job.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, laughing, dizzying sex, Reese's peanut butter cups, books, good scotch, wine, seafood, rainy days. Of course, the beach. That's more than 6. I do what I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I wish I could fly."
"If someone is reading my mind right now... just raise your hand."
"Where the hell are my keys?!"
"Should I eat?"
"I wish it was raining"
"I'd totally be a kickass vampire."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out seeing what the world is up to, grabbing a drink, reading at a coffee shop or just chillin' at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I make faces or do impressions in the bathroom mirror. It's made me late for work.
You should message me if
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If you want to meet a good guy who'll keep you on your toes and laughing, challenge you, respect you and give you a little bit of shit haha.

Mad Hatter: "Am I going mad?"
Alice: "Yes, you're mad, bonkers, off your head. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are."