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34 M Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
When drinking
Space camp
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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5'11" - Phoenix native - Healthcare sales, stand up comic, laid back pain in the ass.

Let's drink, check out restaurants, wander around the city, go hide in a tent for a weekend, watch a game (Go Bears), escape on a road trip, watch movies or whatever else. I'm a good time.

*live music, good DJs, the beach, scotch, coffee shops, reading, 420, wine & movie night, fun, laughter, rainy days*
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, performing, free time, socializing, reading, writing, expanding.

I like cook-outs, camping, happy hour, movie night with a couple bottles of wine, live music, coffee shops, whatever...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making people laugh
-Getting lost in conversation
-Great in bed
-In a necessary situation, I'm the guy that'll have our alibi
The first things people usually notice about me
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Genuine, confident and have nothing to prove. I'm aware of who I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: I can listen to petty much whatever is on. My choices are usually rock, punk, reggae and alternative but I'll dance with ya so I'm ok with goin' somewhere that plays EDM & hip-hop, too.

Movies: The Breakfast Club, Fear and Loathing..., Reservoir Dogs, Four Rooms, Mallrats, Empire Records (great soundtrack), Secretary, Beetlejuice, The Big Lebowski, Chicago, Bronson, Pixar and animated movies, Marvel and DC movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, horror. I seriously love movies...

TV: The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Cosmos, Falling Skies, It's Always Sunny..., The Simpsons, Impractical Jokers, Roseanne was the best sitcom ever, Travel Channel, Comedy Central, Discovery, History, etc...

Books: The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, Lamb, Fear and Loathing..., World War Z, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Kite Runner, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Life on the Mississippi, Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Wayne Dyer, Chuck Klosterman, Anne Rice...

Food: Friggin' name it. I wish I had Anthony Bourdain's job.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, laughing, dizzying sex, Reese's peanut butter cups, books, a good scotch, wine, seafood... Rain. Of course, the beach. That's more than 6. I do what I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I wish I could fly."
"I wish it were raining."
"If someone is reading my mind right now... just raise your hand."
"Where the hell are my keys?!"
"Should I eat?"
"Mmm, string cheese..."
"I'd totally be a kickass vampire."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out seeing what the world is up to, grabbing a drink or just chillin' on the couch. Whatever's goin' on, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I make faces or do impressions in the bathroom mirror. It's made me late for work.
You should message me if
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If you want to meet a good guy who'll keep you on your toes and laughing, challenge you, respect you and "get" you...

Mad Hatter: "Am I going mad?"
Alice: "Yes, you're mad, bonkers, off your head. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are."