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NickH505

41 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Please feel free to pick your way across the glassy, barren post-apocalyptic wasteland of 2016 or whatever year it'll be, on present form, by the time you read this, and say hello if you fancy a cup of tea and a challengingly irradiated biscuit.
I’m really good at
giving myself chinese burns on the nose every time I put on a sweater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how great it's going to be once I've done all the things I'm currently having these thoughts rather than actually doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
outta here. If things are going to be 'typical' then they can sodding well stop costing me money.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid my interior monologues used to segue, without my ever noticing quite how it had happened, into imaginary interviews with Terry Wogan. Did you ever get that? No? Oh well, OK then.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–58
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you're some kind of human being. If you suspect yourself of being some sort of implacable cyborg in human form, please do not contact me. God knows, there are enough of you out there... (BTW, please don't read anything remotely misogynistic into the above - I certainly don't intend it in a remotely gender-specific way. It's just that, in the case of a vast number of people, any kind of insight I've succeeded in forming into their mindsets just frightens the shit out of me. Like, fr'example, the guy on Big Brother a few years back who proclaimed, with evident satisfaction, 'See, 'round where I'm from you ain't nothin' unless you've got a new car.' See what I mean? We're screwed.)

Yes, it does say 'casual sex' in my 'I'm looking for' bit, you have correctly noticed. The significance of this is that, as a guy, I feel it would be disingenuous of me to purport not to be remotely interested in any such encounters that might, under the right circumstances, evolve or transpire in a grown-up, self-aware, no-strings-attached capacity. This does *not* make me the sort of guy who's likely to launch blithely into an unselfconscious series of questions about your bits and pieces three seconds into a conversation. I do, if nothing else, have a very, very little bit more class than that.

Let's be absolutely f**king clear about this, really not very much at all. But a little.