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24 M Lethbridge, Alberta, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 5:56pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Good morning, noontime, afternoon, early evening, late evening, night, solstice, equinox and/or temporal incursion. My name is Nick, and I will be your host for the duration of your stay on this profile.

If you'll look to your right, you will see the particulars. Ethnicity, height, body type and other interesting chunks of information. If you have any questions at this point, please flag down a profile associate and assume the profile inquisition position.

If you have no questions, please continue browsing this profile. Cake will be served following the conclusion of this page.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
staying the hell away from Ontario for a while.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
talking. Honestly, this is why I'm going into radio. I also have a habit of talking to pretty much anyone. If we (or just I) are (am) in a line somewhere and something interesting happens to someone else, I'll say something and start a conversation, usually throw in some sort of witty line to break the ice. I am, however, awful at flirting, but that's fine because people think goofs like me are adorable. I shouldn't say goof, because that just takes the seriousness of what I'm trying to say. I'm just adorable, at least, that's what people tell me. You can be the judge of that. Maybe. What was the topic again? Oh, yes, I'm also good at knowing stuff about Star Trek. And some Doctor Who. And some 80s music history. But mostly Star Trek.

Look at this, it's all just ramble ramble ramble. Good at talking, no?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to anyone, and I do so quite well. They also notice that I look like Christopher Minz-Plasse. Personally, I don't see it as much as other people do. I mean, okay, the hair and maybe the glasses, but that's pretty much it. Maybe the voice. And the dress sense.

Anyway, anyway

Frankly, I'm not McLovin and the hell with you for saying so. My name is Nick. Nick. Get it right. Nick. I am my own person. Boy, that TOTALLY wasn't the most cliche thing anyone could ever say about themselves...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Spy thrillers. Sci-fi.
Movies: Star Trek! And Westerns
Music: New Order, David Byrne, Arcade Fire, St. Vincent, Vampire Weekend.
TV Shows: Star Trek, Stargate, Delocated, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Deadwood, Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, True Blood, The Thick of It
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You know, this really seems like one of those conversation starter questions. So, you start the conversation, and... then the conversation will be started. And you can ask me this question. But, since people seem to like filling this part out, I'll make up a list:

The Internet
My voice. That's why they call me Mr. Radio.
My iPod (duh)
A comfy bed
My cell. It's terrible, but true. It's like, my gateway. See: "The Internet"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
continuing my ongoing investigation into whether I am literally the only person in the world, speaking to myself in a fit of madness caused by my inability to admit the tragedy of my own existence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
re-writing this part of my profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a time traveller.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you're cute, possibly single, someone who contributes to a conversation (as opposed to just standing around pointing out the obvious), intrigued by this profile, a Trekkie, and/or interested in the cake.
Sadly, there is no cake. I apologize for any hopes raised by the promise of cake. I am not responsible for any irresistible cravings brought on by such a promise.

I'm sorry friend.

The cake was a lie.