I'm agonna state first off that I take these questions way too seriously, and that in no way represents my in-person self. So be forewarned and be advised that you best meet me en la flesh to understand the massiveness of my conversational & comedic brilliance.
I can't think of one way to describe myself that wouldn't sound somewhat ridiculous. Including all of this. Let's just say I am a voracious consumer of all forms of expression - music, TV, books, film, art, etc. I love food of all kinds. I'm very liberal. I'm into intellectual pursuits but I'm also a populist so pretension is not my thing. Etc. etc. just go get a drink with me!