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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:37pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I try my best to write as often as I can. Lately it has all been horror poems with a skew for the ridiculous but on occasion I toss a few lines on the many scripts I am always in the middle of.

I like roadside attractions, thrift stores, flea markets and theme parks. I am obsessed with Walt Disney World. I can ride Haunted Mansion until I pass out.

Movies are my lifeblood. If you are a girl looking for a dude to watch horror flicks with, I am that dude.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a full time job that pays well and doesn't make me hate life. Plus I get to talk about movies all day.

I also write creepy poems for my tumblr (, voice a robot puppet in my web series (Dude and a Robot) and am always kicking around an idea for a new project.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know a lot of random trivia, and put it to use at work, in conversation or in my writing. Because of this I am either chosen as a partner for games like Scene-It or Trivial Pursuit though more often it leads to me being barred from participation.

I like graphic design but don't have a strong enough interest in it to pursue it as a career. I like acting/public speaking and just being creative in general.

I am also pretty good at making sweet mix tapes because my idea of romance starts and ends with 80s movie courting rituals.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am honest but have tact so I don't start conversations with "wow you look like a clown!". I am pretty sarcastic and witty. I often amuse myself with my dry sense of humor and I am lucky that I am not always the only one laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Real" Books:
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Cabinet of Curiosities; Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Movies: Blazing Saddles (any Mel Brooks, really), Hudson Hawk, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead 2, Fletch, Grosse Pointe Blank, Airplane!, Revenge of the Nerds, Police Academy, Ghostbusters, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dawn of the Dead ('78), Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Trick r' Treat... Honestly, it might be easier to see my Flickchart:

Rob Zombie, The Faint, Oingo Boingo, Five Horse Johnson, Aquabats, Rammstein, Nightwish, Rev Horton Heat, The Clash, Hank III, Devo, Horrorpops, Nekromantix, Tom Lehrer, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Clutch

Cheeseburgers, Chinese food, Tacos without lettuce, dollar menu items (I can't cook very well)

TV Shows
Top Gear, Red Dwarf, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Doctor Who, Venture Brothers, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Dead Like Me, Carnivale, Tales From the Crypt, Community, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Newsroom. Sherlock, MST3K

Team Fortress 2, Half-Life Series, Resident Evil 4, Castle Crashers, Left 4 Dead Series, Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, Bioshock, Fallout 3, Burnout Paradise, Skyrim
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends (people, not the shit TV show)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about stories be it in film or text form. I am constantly looking for ideas for sets, characters, plot points or anything to write.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I am not working I usually spend time with a few friends eating or playing games. I don't drink often. I don't smoke or enjoy the party scene either.

I would love to go to the zoo or the museum or other such places more often but I feel weird going alone and none of my friends are really interested in that sort of thing. The same thing goes for Theme parks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am not really a private guy and don't have anything scandalous to admit. If you ask, I am extremely likely to answer any question truthfully, I just don't have anything I am shy about.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We share common interests? I know that kind of goes without saying and I hope it doesn't seem like I place a strong emphasis on interests as a way to subvert my lack of social skills. I just really like a lot of stuff and enjoy sharing them with others (whether that is sharing a favorite movie or just laughing about how much fun we had watching cartoons as kids). I am not religious and political beliefs are really kind of a moot subject for a relationship since you either agree or don't. Besides, talking about our favorite episodes of Doctor Who seems a hell of a lot more fun (and respectful) than "wut r u doing? any pics?"

I also tend to ramble on a bit. So I suppose if you find geeky rambling cute or endearing, then messaging me might be in your best interests.

To sum up my ideal relationship; I want a girl that would like to cuddle up on the couch next to me and watch a geeky sci-fi show whilst discussing our next Disney visit during commercial breaks.

Also my bathroom is decorated in Spider-man, so I got that going for me; which is nice.