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29 Spring Hill, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 6
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Not at all
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like making things. I like writing screenplays, designing websites, building random contraptions and just overall creating things.

I love traveling but not in the "camping, hiking, outdoors-ey" kind of way. I like roadside attractions and theme parks and "manufactured fun". I have an annual pass to Walt Disney World so I can ride Haunted Mansion until I pass out.

I have geeky tendencies insofar as a love for comic books, gaming and movies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a Day Care and really enjoy it. There isn't a lot of other jobs where knowing Spider-man's rogues gallery could be considered a job skill (the kids seem to think so, anyway).

I am also the creative director for an independent wrestling promotion based in central Florida. I help book matches, design logos for merchandise, and write & direct the video packages for each show. This also leads in to my occasional work of performing for Miami Supercon as one of The Monarch's Henchmen in FSCW.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know a lot of random trivia, and put it to use at work, in conversation or in my writing. Because of this I am either chosen as a partner for games like Scene-It or Trivial Pursuit though more often it leads to me being barred from participation.

I like graphic design but don't have a strong enough interest in it to pursue it as a career. I like acting/public speaking and just being creative in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am honest but have tact so I don't start conversations with "wow you look like a clown!". I am pretty sarcastic and witty. I often amuse myself with my dry sense of humor and I am lucky that I am not always the only one laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Real" Books:
Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Cabinet of Curiosities; Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Movies: Blazing Saddles (any Mel Brooks, really), Hudson Hawk, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead 2, Fletch, Grosse Pointe Blank, Airplane!, Revenge of the Nerds, Police Academy, Ghostbusters, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dawn of the Dead ('78), Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Trick r' Treat... Honestly, it might be easier to see my Flickchart:

Rob Zombie, The Faint, Oingo Boingo, Five Horse Johnson, Aquabats, Rammstein, Nightwish, Rev Horton Heat, The Clash, Hank II, Devo, Horrorpops, Nekromantix, Tom Lehrer, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Clutch

Cheeseburgers, Chinese food, Tacos without lettuce, dollar menu items (I can't cook very well)

TV Shows
Top Gear, Red Dwarf, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Doctor Who, Venture Brothers, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Dead Like Me, Carnivale, Tales From the Crypt, Community, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Newsroom. Sherlock

Team Fortress 2, Half-Life Series, Resident Evil 4, Castle Crashers, Left 4 Dead Series, Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, Bioshock, Fallout 3, Burnout Paradise, Skyrim
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comic Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about stories be it in film or text form. I am constantly looking for ideas for sets, characters, plot points or anything to write.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I am not working I usually spend time with a few friends eating or playing games. I don't drink or smoke or enjoy the party scene so most of my Friday consists of quiet conversation at Denny's after a wrestling show or driving around town talking about old TV shows.

I would love to go to the zoo or the museum or other such places more often but I feel weird going alone and none of my friends are really interested in that sort of thing. The same thing goes for Theme parks. I have a Disney Pass but find it difficult to find people who share my interest in the atmosphere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am not really a private guy and don't have anything scandalous to admit. If you ask, I am extremely likely to answer any question truthfully, I just don't have anything I am shy about.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We share common interests? I know that kind of goes without saying and I hope it doesn't seem like I place a strong emphasis on interests as a way to subvert my lack of social skills. I just really like a lot of stuff and enjoy sharing them with others (whether that is sharing a favorite movie or just laughing about how much fun we had watching cartoons as kids). I am not religious and political beliefs are really kind of a moot subject for a relationship since you either agree or don't. Besides, talking about our favorite episodes of Doctor Who seems a hell of a lot more fun (and respectful) than "wut r u doing? any pics?"

I also tend to ramble on a bit. So I suppose if you find geeky rambling cute or endearing, then messaging me might be in your best interests.

To sum up my ideal relationship; I want a girl that would like to cuddle up on the couch next to me and watch a geeky sci-fi show whilst discussing our next Disney visit during commercial breaks.

Also my bathroom is decorated in Spider-man, so I got that going for me.