I'm 23 years old and live in West Palm Beach. I am about 5'8" and 120lbs(working on adding some pounds to that number, but my metabolism is way too high. I'm like the guy from Thinner, I'll lose weight while I eat), I have 1 tattoo but I want to get a lot more, just can't afford them right now.
I am very laid back, very few things really get to me and its pretty hard to make me angry. Life is too short to be mad all the time.
If you can make me mad, that usually means I really like you. I don't get mad with people that I don't like because I don't care what they think or say. So if you do manage to get me pissed off about anything, that is a good sign, it shows that I actually care about your opinion.

Other than wasting it?
I have an Associates Degree in Business Administration and Management, and I am currently working for an inventory auditing company, aka the shittiest job on earth.

Raving, my job, sleeping, and smoking.

Books: Don Quixote by Cervantes, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Marilyn Manson, The Tree of Life by Israel Regardie, Prime Chaos by Phil Hine, Modern Magick by Donald Michael Kraig, The Way of the Shaman by Michael Harner, The Necronomicon, and The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger(so what if I was forced to read it in high school, that book was awesome. A book about a mental patient who is desperately trying to get laid but is constantly prevented by his own fears and social ineptness?? Fucking classic!)

Movies: Trainspotting(my favorite movie of all time), Dark City, Donnie Darko, The Boondock Saints, The Devil's Rejects, Requiem for a Dream, Go, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Half Baked, Cheech and Chong(All of thier movies)

Music: Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, (hed)p.e., Subnoize Souljaz(Big B, The Dirtball, Chucky "DGAF" Styles, Judge D), OPM, Kingspade, Sublime, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Korn, Godsmack, Staind, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Coal Chamber, Mindless Self Indulgence

1. Chapstick. I am completely and hopelessly addicted to chapstick. Its a long story, maybe I'll tell you about it someday.
2. Oxygen. That ones just obvious, but six is a lot of stuff to write.
3. Food and water. Again, stating the obvious. These are the only things on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs that actually are true needs, the rest are all extras.
4. My PS3.
5. Money. The root of all evil, at least evil within a capitalist society; communists have thier own evils without having money.
6. Cannabis Sativa. Wait, why is this one number 6? What the hell was I thinking when I wrote this? I must have forgot... what was I talking about again?

life. Life is hard, unfair, and very boring. I need to kill my boredom in productive ways(No, constructing bongs out of soda bottles is not considered productive. Unless of course you don't have a glass 2footer at hand). I need someone to motivate me to do more with my life, I am too full of wasted potential.

Summoning Cthulhu from the bowels of the Earth to bring a very well deserved apocalypse to this pathetic excuse for an existance.
Or just playing video games and smokin, either one works for me.
Care to join me?

I have too many private things that I don't want to admit here. And frankly, if you knew even a portion of those things you would probably immediately click the back button on this page and never come here again, so in the interest of having someone actually talk to me like a normal human being, I am leaving this blank.
Very few people know my secrets, you have to work very hard to get that information out of me.

you want to talk and do not have a penis.
That should rule out half of our species.
Hopefully the better portion of that half will respond.