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31 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 8:52am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile:
I like to think I'm someone who is friendly, fun, clever, witty and always interesting. Friends matter an awful lot to me and I love spending time with them, be it down in Camden or anywhere else really. I also enjoy going to art galleries & museums whenever I can. However, I don't really go as often as I would like to so it'll be nice to meet someone who can explore some of London's cultural delights with me.
Music is a massive, massive passion of mine so I go to the odd gig and I'm also planning on going to Iceland next year for a festival. I tend to read a lot of non-fiction political/historical books but I am trying to redress this balance and read more fiction, any recommendations? I've just finished Gone Girl and A Rumour of War. I also read a lot of current affairs/news, either on the net or in the Guardian/Observer.

I'm on twitter so if you're on it, feel free to say hello: @JagerbombsORtea

I'm also on Instagram: Jagerbombsandtea

I've been listening to this song all morning, let me know what you think of it:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working in retail management but looking to make a career change in the near future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I am good at making people laugh and being a friend. I also believe in being very honest with people and like to think I give out good advice, although I'm not the best at always heeding my own advice. Plus, I can't be beaten at downing jaegerbombs, although this might not be recognised by society as a 'quality'. Which is, lets be honest, societies loss really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You mean apart from my amazingly good looks and super-sharp dress sense? Well, I like to think my personality would be something that grabs attention, the way I get to know strangers quickly and they can feel at ease with me, my sense of humour, my eyes so I have been told. Maybe you can tell me?
Update: After asking a few people, my dress sense and my accent are what people have first noticed about me. My accent is rather difficult to pin down for those meeting me for the first time...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Scott Walker, Lana Del Rey, Pink Floyd, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Bruce Springsteen, Patti Smith,Abba, The Clash, Lou Reed, Arcade Fire, Bjork, New Order, David Bowie, Joanna Newsom, The Horrors, Blur, The Divine Comedy, Portishead, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Morrissey, P.J Harvey, Joy Division, Leonard Cohen, Alt-J, The National, Arctic Monkeys, John Grant, Kate Bush and many more.
Film: I love watching films, especially at the cinema. I also have Netflix and it's bloody amazing. Some films: Fight Club, The Truman Show, Intersteller, Tree of Life, Wall-e, The Thin Red Line, Raging Bull, Inception, Filth, Badlands, Mulholland Drive Control, 2001, Nightcrawler and many more...
TV shows: The Wire, Mad Men, Seinfeld,The Prisoner, The World At War, Mad Men, Orange is The New Black, The Thick of It, House of Cards etc.
Books: 1984, In Cold Blood, Animal Farm, Birdsong, Stalingrad, Gone Girl, World War Z, The Perfect 10, A Clockwork Orange, The Damned United, The Bell Jar, Birdsong, Dispatches, Fever Pitch, High Fidelity, and so on.
Newspapers: I mainly read the Guardian/Observer. If you're an avid Daily Mail reader then we probably won't get on.
Food: I love all sorts of food but I do my best to eat healthy but sometimes I can't resist a very un-healthy curry. I love Italian and Indian food but have never really got into sushi or food from south east Asia so I plan on changing that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends.
2. Music.
3. Films/TV.
4. A social life.
5. Women. Well, I'm not on here for the questions...
6. Tea/Jagerbombs (not at the same time though as that would be way too indulgent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, films, women, work, friends, when I'm next going out plus, most importantly of all, when will I have my next cup of tea?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully, I'll be out in Camden (or somewhere equally as fun) with friends, having laughter-infused conversations with, just maybe, the odd drink involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a firm believer in honesty so if you've got something you want to ask, just ask and I'll give you an answer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to laugh.
Have a passion for films or music or life in general.
Can hold an intelligent conversation (this is important, intelligence is a major plus/ turn on for me).
I know this will make deeply un-hip but I'm a fan of monogamous relationships so if you're looking for something else you might best looking elsewhere.
You think we'll get on well.