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24 M Naperville, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:13am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Do you poke smot?

I'm only seeking fiduciary relationships. I am impressed by the truth and honesty.
Even if it's a little naughty. Especially if it's naughty.
I am a strong believer in natural medicine; most especially Ayahuasca tea.

I am Polish & Greek.
It's never too late to forgive.
Patience is THE virtue.
Love everybody more than you love yourself. Life will love you back more than you could imagine.
I have a B.S. in Math and play lax. I am pursuing a black belt(Shodan) in Jujitsu, a deadly Japanese samurai martial art.

Hockey- HAWKS!
Meatloaf! Fuck!
Cosmology and the Universe

Look at me everybody I got my big boy pants on!

I produce music and beats, and I play many instruments.
Just going with the flow.

Book of Mormon is the funniest thing to ever happen in existence.

I do enjoy the company of someone much older than me, or younger than me. I have no restrictions to age whatsoever, and I consider myself a pansexual. I'm just trying to fill my life with people who emanate positive energy, and loving and carefree attitudes.

There're only two people in this world who know kay-rah-tay: the Chinese and the King. And I'm one of them.

Mi señora, señorita Lopez necesitaba encantar la Tierra a mi lo encantaba
Will Ferrell - Casa de mi Padre
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living my dream
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a mess
Having fun
Cleaning up
Flipping pancakes
Musical Instruments
Making people feel really good
Rolling anything.
Matching my socks
Tying my shoes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh.. Or my smile. I'm always laughing. And smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Big Bang: Simon Singh
The God Delusion: Richard Dawkins
Hyperspace: Michio Kaku(Smartest fucking man alive)
Hunger Games Trilogy
Dan Brown books
How to Archer(like the hilarious and brilliant FX Tv show, Archer. He wrote a book)

Movies: WILL FUCKING FERRELL, 127 Hours, Into the Wild, Django(QUENTIN MF TARANTINO) Identity Thief, LotR, Anything Denzel.

TV: Game of Thronnnnes. Dexter. Shameless. Californication. Parks and Recreation. 30 Rock. New Girl. Family Guy is highly offensive and hilarious. South Park is the most offensive. And hilarious.

Music: House music/dance music/ DubstEp/progressive/TrAp
Animal Collective, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Awolnation, System of
A Down, Nirvana, 30 Seconds to Mars, Deftones, Infected Mushroom, Glitch Mob, Dave Mathews
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Amino Acids/Carbon
2. Cannabis
2. The other elements, such as hydrogen and oxygen.
3. Stars
4. Yoga/Martial Arts/Exercise
4. Bees
6. Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am fascinated with the universe and its myriad of stars and the brain. Which is kind of funny because an extreme zoomed out picture of the universe is aesthetically similar to a picture of a brain cell. The universe, the energy out of which we are comprised, having fun, cannabis, women, world peace: is it possible and what would life be like if it were to happen, sex, living on another planet, time travel, wormholes, food, life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Livin life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mom is embarrassed by my laugh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what your spirit animal is.

You think you're cool enough.

You know correct grammar.

If you're anti-cannabis.... You have no right or reason to be. If you think you do, I would really like to hear why.