Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"All knowledge is learning, and therefore good." D.A.R.Y.L
"Cats are people too." Nick Morriston
Feel my power. It is great, vast, and (mostly) everlasting. For all
those who feel my power, I invite you to say "hello" and experience
the glory that is me.
.... It really is an excellent glory...... I encourage all of you
who are fairly witty, odd, and of good prospects, to send your
greetings my way. Thanks so much.
Regarding the"sexual orientation" part of my details
page......sapio means im attracted to smart people. Demi means i
usually need to form an emotional attachment before i get turned
on. Heteroflexable means exactly that. There are no absolutes for
me. But im usually attracted to females who are attractive to me
(fairly fit but not always) and the rest is up for grabs. Im always
attracted to intelligence whether for friends or otherwise. These
are just guidelines people. If you think we might have fun hanging
out-ask me. I prolly will.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Synchopated rhyme schemes...... And masturbating:)
Repetitive, consistent (but not willful) stupidity. But im a work
in progress so eventually ill be good at other things too:) like
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Insanity with a touch of narcolepsey. It's a problem im working
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like anything with a dancible beat and a message that resonates
with me. Chumbawamba is a great example. But so is avril levign and
nofx the b-52s. Moldy peaches, less than jake. I dont actually like
listening to crass but i love crass. Does that make any sense. If
so... Lets date:)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Purpose and laughter. .+4
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I rock, so you dont have to.
Actually.... Id prefer it if you do:)
I like punk.... Kinda.
Currently looling for a nice girl whos close by so we can hang out
and explore new and interesting stuff together, in and around LA
and OC. I believe in love.... But ive been married (10 years) and
im not sure this is what im looking for anymore. But i havent
completely closed the door on it. Just saying..... Lets make
friends... Make love.... Possibly make a baby.... And go from
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're jewish..... And like to go on adventures with morons:)
(moron is the antecedent for nicholas matthew morriston:) just so
Also also wik- i just really like jews. As a rule, theyre funnier
than us regular folk. But gentiles please apply too. And muslims,
wiccans, and especially agnostics. NO CHARISMATIC CHRISTIANS!!! My
apologies, but it WILL NOT WORK. Not now, not ever.
Peace love and blood my friends:)
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