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34 Anaheim, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

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Demisexual, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Might want kids
My self-summary
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"All knowledge is learning, and therefore good." D.A.R.Y.L

"Cats are people too." Nick Morriston

Feel my power. It is great, vast, and (mostly) everlasting. For all those who feel my power, I invite you to say "hello" and experience the glory that is me.
.... It really is an excellent glory...... I encourage all of you who are fairly witty, odd, and of good prospects, to send your greetings my way. Thanks so much.

Regarding the"sexual orientation" part of my details page......sapio means im attracted to smart people. Demi means i usually need to form an emotional attachment before i get turned on. Heteroflexable means exactly that. There are no absolutes for me. But im usually attracted to females who are attractive to me (fairly fit but not always) and the rest is up for grabs. Im always attracted to intelligence whether for friends or otherwise. These are just guidelines people. If you think we might have fun hanging out-ask me. I prolly will.
What I’m doing with my life
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Fuck you:)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Synchopated rhyme schemes...... And masturbating:)

Repetitive, consistent (but not willful) stupidity. But im a work in progress so eventually ill be good at other things too:) like jumping jacks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Insanity with a touch of narcolepsey. It's a problem im working on:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like anything with a dancible beat and a message that resonates with me. Chumbawamba is a great example. But so is avril levign and nofx the b-52s. Moldy peaches, less than jake. I dont actually like listening to crass but i love crass. Does that make any sense. If so... Lets date:)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Purpose and laughter. .+4
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dude.....yes i do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Using my imagination
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I rock, so you dont have to.

Actually.... Id prefer it if you do:)

I like punk.... Kinda.

Currently looling for a nice girl whos close by so we can hang out and explore new and interesting stuff together, in and around LA and OC. I believe in love.... But ive been married (10 years) and im not sure this is what im looking for anymore. But i havent completely closed the door on it. Just saying..... Lets make friends... Make love.... Possibly make a baby.... And go from there.
You should message me if
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You're jewish..... And like to go on adventures with morons:) (moron is the antecedent for nicholas matthew morriston:) just so thats clear

Also also wik- i just really like jews. As a rule, theyre funnier than us regular folk. But gentiles please apply too. And muslims, wiccans, and especially agnostics. NO CHARISMATIC CHRISTIANS!!! My apologies, but it WILL NOT WORK. Not now, not ever.

Peace love and blood my friends:)