I would like to add if I offend anyone by what I've said in this profile, then I'd like to take this opportunity to say in advance, lighten up fuckers. The following should also be noted. If you have no brain, or if you have a brain but it only holds regurgitated facts without any independent thought, it might be best if you stop reading now.
Having said all that, I can continue. A vast majority of what I write (as this uncanny replica of self will attempt to demonstrate) is pretty much the first sarcastic thought that came to mind, and even that criterion is often debatable.
However, although my humor might be a tad abrasive to some, for the most part I'm just your average fella'. Long walks on the beach, scratching, spitting, and vigorous nose picking which i have perfected to a fine art. You know, the usual crap.
I am an INTP, if you believe that long ass test I took at college (as well as an educated soul, if you believe all them drugs I took since), and as such I might appear cold and aloof at first, but that is rarely the case. I'm just the usual introvert, quiet at first but once the initial hurdle has been passed, I'll ramble on about various geeky topics.
As of recently I am in removal proceedings to get deported for having overstayed my visa. So, unless you're a dedicated frequent flyer, I'm mainly here for new friends, experiences, and short term dating. I am open to possibility of more, but I wouldn't hold my breath now.