Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
~Happy peanuts soar
Over chocolate covered mountain tops
And waterfalls of caramel.
Prancing nougat in the meadows
Sing a song of satisfaction
To the world. ~
In short: I'm Cute, I'm Funny, I'm Beard.
I'm someone that sees comedy in everything so if you don't like to
laugh, you are either a robot and humans shouldn't date robots; or
you are dead inside and thus a zombie, and although it would work
in "Warm Bodies" you'd probably end up being a rage zombie and run
me down and eat my face off.
I love movies and quoting them. Thanks to TBS/TNT reruns I can
quote several movies including MIB, Rush Hour, and Die Hard 1 and 2
pretty much word for word. Although the latter is also probably
because I have a man-crush on Bruce Willis. (psh, who doesn't, am I
I have some incredible calves. Not the bovine kind, although that
would be pretty sweet. Seriously, I looked at my calves the other
day and almost started an OKC profile just for them.
I'm equal parts nerd and athlete. I love doing outdoor stuff with
other people. I learned how to snowboard over Christmas two years
ago and it was frickin sweeeeet.
I am also down for some vidya games. So if you are a lady gamer,
bring it. I don't go easy on you unless you are really cute trying
to play. I'm all for equality, yo.
I'm looking for a beautiful woman to sweep me off my feet. Cause
then I'll know she's bad ass enough to do ground kicks, and we
could spar and high five and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Got my MFA in Digital Production Arts (aka making movies and
Got a job in Greenville doing cool Virtual Reality stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing cartwheels. I know, right?
Sweeping the leg.
Taking pictures with giant prime numbers.
Doing accents and voices. So if you want to date an Australian guy
or Sean Connery, just lemme know ;)
When does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For some reason my socks. I ... really don't know why girls are so
interested in looking at my ankles. Yes, they are great but...
seriously... my eyes are up here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Robert Jordan fan. Yes, I read Harry Potter, yes I teared
up a bit when Neville goes all heroic, and yes I can do a pretty
good Dobby impersonation. I'm also a George RR Martin fan, as much
as one can be a fan of having a new book come out every 8
Movies - Just about anything Ol' Bruce Willis graces us with. I'm
also a big Tarantino fan. And gotta love that Marvel. I'll watch
just about anything though. I've yes, even seen the Notebook, but
mostly out of respect for Ryan Gosling's beard.
Shows - The Office, Game o Thrones, Parks & Rec, Dexter, Weeds,
the Daily Show, Arrested Development (ANUSTART!), Californication,
IASIP, Colbert, Archer, and the Walking Dead.
Food - Love me some steak. Hate me some Mushrooms...
I love all non "american" foods: Thai, Vietnamese, Caribbean,
Indian, Mongolian are among my favorites, but I'm down to try
anything at least once.....as long as there's no fungus among us.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water (served by Brita filters or Aquafina, no Dasani)
Some sort of physical activity - I especially like to Ball.
Games - vidya, or otherwise
Great beer. Not good beer, beer so great it's worth a hipster
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who would win in a fight....
What super power I'd want (teleportation is at the top for
Doing pull ups like Will Smith in "I Am Legend" (These are harder
than they look. I can do lots of regular pullups, but these are
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
as comfortable on a couch as I am in a bar. Both can be fun and
good, all depends on the company.
Sometimes I am out fighting crime though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On drives longer than 10 minutes I blast my music and sing at the
top of my lungs whilst doing the hand out the car, fish-swim-wave
thing. Aeropalmics, yo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like guys with beards.
Or, if you don't, message me to convince me otherwise. I would love
to hear your argument, and I'd stroke my wondrous beard
whilst pondering the many responses to your futile efforts.
If you got any of my hidden references in my profile you get major
bonus points. As in, if you're cute and you got my references, we
just might get married soon.
Also, if you like good beer, especially dark beer, we could do
great things together. Terrrible... but great.
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