Over chocolate covered mountain tops
And waterfalls of caramel.
Prancing nougat in the meadows
Sing a song of satisfaction
To the world. ~
In short: I'm Cute, I'm Funny, I am Beard.
I'm someone that sees comedy in everything so if you don't like to laugh, you are either a robot and humans shouldn't date robots; or you are dead inside and thus a zombie, and since I haven't seen "Warm Bodies" yet I'm not sure how I'd make that work.
I love movies and quoting them. Thanks to TBS/TNT reruns I can quote several movies including MIB, Rush Hour, and Die Hard 1 and 2 pretty much word for word. Although the latter is also probably because I have a man-crush on Bruce Willis. (psh, who doesn't, am I right?)
I have some incredible calves. Not the bovine kind, although that would be pretty sweet. Seriously, I looked at my calves the other day and almost started an OKC profile just for them.
I'm equal parts nerd and athlete. I love doing outdoor stuff with other people. I learned how to snowboard over Christmas and it was frickin sweeeeet. People were calling me the next Shaun White. Probably because of how not tan I am.
I am also down for some vidya games. So if you are a lady gamer, bring it. I don't go easy on you unless you are really cute trying to play. I'm all for equality, yo.
I'm really looking for a beautiful woman to sweep me off my feet. Cause then I'll know she's bad ass enough to do ground kicks, and we could spar and high five and stuff.
That's probably enough of a summary. If you are getting bored go look at my photos again to get your blood pumping then come back to read the rest.