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34 • Burbank, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–38
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 9:23pm
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Entertainment / Media
- Strictly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently)
I'm a big fan of conversation. Yet I also appreciate a good shared silence. I've been doing comedy in various forms since I was 19, although my dad would probably say I've been doing it my entire life. Over the past year and a half I've lost about 80-90 lbs, so that might explain why my pictures are only from this year! (Will also explain why I'm wearing ties in all my pics. I gotta find a nice picture of me without a tie on...)
I'm also a Dodgers fan. A big Dodgers fan. While I'm not gonna beat up a Giants fan, and well, I've actually never been in a physical fight, I really do not like the Giants. If you are a Giants fan, then please don't be violent and stronger than me.
Oh and I'm a sucker for dogs. If you have a dog...can I please play with your dog?
MOVIES-Wet Hot American Summer, Tommy Boy, Shawshank, The Sandlot, Shaun of the Dead, The World's End, Spinal Tap. Lot's of comedies, lot's of dramas, lots of documentaries, some action, some horror, rarely any science fiction.
*UPDATE* I love the movie ELF. In my top 5 all time Christmas movies but I seriously find that scene where Buddy is in the mailroom with that dude who's the ex-con and they get drunk to be such a deleted scene and never should've been in the movie. Not because of the drinking but because it's sooooooo pointless. Plus Buddy hates coffee because he's got a child's mind/heart/tastebuds, yet when booze is added he LOVES it. Makes no sense! They dance to "Whoop! (There it is)" by Tag Team? Oh and that convict guy says he's 26?!?! That guy is old as fuck!
TVSHOWS-Simpsons, SNL, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Portlandia, The Office, Walking Dead, True Detective, American Horror Story, Archer
MUSIC-Not easy because I like a lot of everything.
FOOD-Burgers. God I love Burgers. I like all food. I just really don't like mayo. It grosses me out. I can find something to eat at any restaurant.
This would take awhile. There's a lot of things I could never live without like friends and family. I think I'm gonna leave this one alone.
Food. I used to be 250 lbs. But I work my ass off to not eat everything in sight. I have very good will power.
I'm not a club guy. If I'm going out, a dive bar suits me just fine.
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