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My self-summary
Me gustan los tacos. / I like tacos.

I'm a normal dude, with not so normal tastes (jk, my tastes are common). For me it's very easy to make people laugh, it's like I was born with it. I love to eat and sleep a lot. My hobby number one is to watch movies, the second one is to listen to relaxation music while surfing the web. I dress normally and I'm a very polite person. I love to hang out with my mates and have a very good time drinking beer and playing pool.

Soy un tipo normal, con gustos no tan normales (chascarrillo, mis gustos son comunes). Para mí es muy fácil hacer reír a la gente, es como si hubiera nacido con ello. Amo comer y dormir mucho. Mi pasatiempo número uno es ver películas, el segungo es escuchar música de relajación mientras surfeo en Internerd. Me visto normal y soy una persona muy cortés. Me encanta salir con mis colegas y pasarla bien tomando cerveza y jugando billar.

Recently I found out that it's hard for me to understand metaphors and philosophical references.

Hace poco descubrí que se me dificulta entender metáforas y referencias filosóficas.

One day I said that when I met a person who likes Brendan Perry I was going to marry that person. No one knows Brendan Perry :(

Alguna vez dije que cuando conociera a alguien que le gustara Brendan Perry me iba a casar con esa persona. Nadie conoce a BP :(
What I’m doing with my life
Studying the human mind. / Estudiando la mente humana.

Thinking what to do with it (life). / Pensando qué hacer con ella (la vida).

Practicing and improving my skills at an office. / Practicando y mejorando mis habilidades en una oficina.
I’m really good at
Listening to people and eating Twinkies. / Escuchar a la gente y comer Submarinos (lol).

Drawing and imitating voices. / Dibujar e imitar voces.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm always smiling and telling spontaneous jokes. You'd never get bored with me. / Siempre estoy sonriendo y diciendo cosas cagadas y espontáneas. Nunca te aburrirías conmigo.

Some people think I'm a robot. / Alguna gente cree que soy un robot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Medieval fantasy stories. (like Tolkien's stuff)

Movies: Drama and suspense. I effing love WWII, Nazi and Holocaust movies :)

TV Shows: Breaking Bad, Mr. Bean, Usavich, How I Met Your Madre.

Music: Metal, Country, Reggae, Rock, Electronic, Salsa, New Age, Baladas, Boleros, Celtic, Lounge. I love all kinds of music :)

Food: all of it.
The six things I could never do without
-Food / Comida
-My friends / Mis amigos
-Music / Música
-My dogs / Mis perros
-The cold weather / El clima frío
-Internet and food / Internerd y comida
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to eat later. / Qué voy a comer al rato.

Future. / El futuro.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes drunk, sometimes bored at home. / Algunas veces borracho, otras veces aburrido en casa.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once I didn't bath for one month lmao. / Una vez no me bañé en un mes lmao.

I like some reggaeton songs lol. / Me gustan algunas canciones de reggaeton lol.
You should message me if
You think I said something funny on my bio or if you just think I'm good-looking lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / Si crees que dije algo gracioso en mi bio o si crees que soy más guapo que Brad Pitt lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)