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26 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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When I was fifteen, I was the king of online dating. I ruled over the many colonies of thumbnail-browsing homosexuals, and dates were at my beck and call. Profiles were happy under my iron fist all through my teen and blackout years.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an actor most days. Sometimes I'm really me, but mostly I'm an actor. I dabble in performance art and writing as well. Check out my theatre company: I'm not equity yet, so I have to give segway tours and make latte art to afford nice things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking Coffee
Eating really good food
Riding bikes
Comic book reading
Sales (unfortunately)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes
My clothes, or lack thereof
My obnoxious, but flattering laugh
My big-ass back pack full of books, scripts, and comics
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jitterbug Perfume, Beyond Good and Evil, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Man's Search for Meaning, Plato's Symposium, The Hero With a Thousand Faces

Movies: Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, The Never Ending Story Pt. 2, James and the Giant Peach, The Godfather Pt. 2, Toxic Avenger, X-Men First Class, Blow Up, My Own Private Idaho, The Shining, You and Me and Everyone We Know, Dude, Where's My Car...just kidding...but seriously.

Plays: Taming of the Shrew, Hamlet, Pullman Car Hiawatha, Angels in America, Homebody/Kabul, Book of Mormon, Elephant Man, Richmond Jim, Children of Eden, Titus Andronicus, Boojum.

Shows: Parenthood, Modern Family, Smash, The Office (still), Suburgatory, Toddlers and Tiaras (Guilty pleasure), Raising Hope, Wonder Years, Rugrats, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Star Trek TNG, I Love Lucy, The Lucy Desi Comedy Hour, New Girl, Parks and Recreation.

Music: Sublime, Devendra Banhart, Megapuss, La Roux, Robyn, The Beatles, Mike Snow, Skrillex, Deadmau5, Grimes, Nickel Creek, Christians and Lions, Spoon, Nada Surf, Deathcab for Cutie, The Raconteurs, Broken Social Scene, The Shins, Queen, Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Iggy Pop, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. Literature
3. Video Games
4. Smartphone
5. Bicycle
6. Comic Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sexual Intercourse. Also how humanity, in a fraction of Earth's lifetime, completely strangled the world with concrete and civilization and industry. Not that it's a bad thing, but look at the world we live in. We're not very good at sharing.

I like to look at old pictures of myself on Facebook and think about all the things I didn't know when that picture was taken.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Socializing. Dancing my face off. Playing Skyrim. Reading. All of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a blanket named Mettee until I was 22.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends