Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm someone most people never figure out. Sometimes that
Once in a while, you need someone who can relate and understand
certain things about you. Unfortunately, I get left with a lot of
people scratching their heads.
I also have a really great sense of humor, yet, unfortunately,
again I get left with a lot of people scratching their heads
followed by a courtesy laugh. Well, it's funny to me and that's all
I'm an INFP, one of the rarer types. Much like C.G. Jung, who's
work helped develop the MBTI from which this type derives (that
officially makes me a nerd, right?).
I am clever, considerate, and cocky (only because I'm actually the
most humble person you'll ever meet, EVER!). I'm also a sumo
wrestler, who is a little malnourished.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If being successful only means having a fat bank account to you,
then you can move along, you'll find someone else with that type of
'success'. I, on the other hand, am quite proud of reaching the
status of being dead broke earlier on in life. I just hope I don't
ever end up there again, although, I do enjoy going all out. I
don't gamble, but I push myself to take more risks. Bouncing back
is definitely another milestone marker for success. It's when you
learn not to give up in the face of apparent failure that you truly
succeed. If you didn't hear that before now, quote me, I'm pretty
sure I just made that up (yes, I am patting myself on the
I own a small company focused on graphic design, marketing and
direct selling. Occasionally I'm involved in entertainment
management, event planning, and small business consulting. I teach
part time in various subjects. I realize that this small blurb may
make me seem scattered and all over the place, but the missing
details actually reveal the foundations of a plan. Which,
apparently, is revisiting the drawing board.
Resumé furnished upon request.
Hobbies include studying to become a Black Thong in Sumo! Don't
laugh, Black Thongs can kick major ass! No pun intended (or was
there? Sly smile).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Completing dreams. Helping you achieve yours.
My shoes are all Velcro. Not because I can't tie a knot, but
because I tie knots way too well. A testament to my overachieving
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When people notice me, the first thing they usually say is, "Whoa,
how long have you been standing there."
I'm stealthy. I'm sure the ninja outfit I constantly wear has
something to do with it, but that's still debatable.
When I'm not in a ninja outfit, it's usually that I don't look
Asian at first. I'm still not quite sure what changes after that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Other than that, "I just like to smile. Smiling's my
I don't think anyone really cares about my favorites at this point.
Well, to be more accurate, if I were to actually list all my
favorite stuff, then you most likely wouldn't care to read it all.
And if you did, well, that would be creepy. A little stalkerish,
too. This I know because I'll be reading your entire list very
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Love of God.
I still have to consider the other 5.
So far, these are in the running:
My sense of humor (ranging from witty to corny).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you're really a dude.
Which brings me to my next thought, how people are so quick to
judge a book by its cover these days. And how people can take you
for granted so easily.
One thing I'll never understand is how you could give so much love
to someone and make their days full of happiness, but in the end,
they'd choose the one who could care less about them. It breaks my
I guess I'm a victim of that, too. Why do we prefer to chase than
be chased? Because we want what we can't have. If you find that
true for you as well, then I'm really sorry, but you can't have me.
(Turns out a lot of people don't always catch this joke.)
I also spend a lot of time wondering when my haircut might be going
out of style. Or if it did already (currently back to short hair
after rocking the Man-Bun, yup, I was one to help create the trend
in 2013, came with a certificate).
Another thing I constantly wonder about is why no one has good
manners anymore and where the hell all the respect went? It just
makes me want to punch someone in the face! Of course I would then
have to excuse myself for being so rash and losing my temper
followed by a formal apology, since it's only good manners to be
polite. But seriously, if someone takes the time to write you a
nice message and doesn't come out like a complete a-hole, then it's
only good manners to respond with a polite "not interested." I feel
like I belong back in my grandfather's day.
Lately I've been considering what songs I should sing the next time
I'm at karaoke.
Lastly, why I obviously think too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed early or up all night at the gym. Lately, I have found joy
in beating up my nieces and nephews under the guise of being their
martial arts instructor (suckers).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually naked underneath all these clothes.
I like keeping secrets, but I love sharing everything with the one
My profile used to be a lot longer and in my opinion, funnier. Some
people are just too uptight. Also, my shoes aren't really Velcro.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy laughing and you don't take things too seriously. Except
for dating, yes, please take that seriously, at least with me
anyway. Don't waste my time because I promise not to waste
Also, you get a free dinner if you can guess my ethnicities. But if
you lose, you're facing me in the Sumo pit! Bonzai!!
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