I'm someone most people never figure out. Sometimes that sucks.
Once in a while, you need someone who can relate and understand certain things about you.
Unfortunately, I get left with a lot of people scratching their heads.

I also have a really great sense of humor, yet, unfortunately, again I get left with a lot of people scratching their heads followed by a courtesy laugh. Well, it's funny to me and that's all that counts!

I was recently described as an enigma wrapped up in a question mark. Yeah, I suppose it's my own doing.

I am clever, considerate, and cocky. I'm also a sumo wrestler, who is a little malnourished.

If being successful only means having a fat bank account to you, then you can move along, you'll find someone else with that type of success. I, on the other hand, am quite proud of reaching the status of being dead broke so early on in life. I just hope I don't end up there again, although, I do enjoy going all out. I don't gamble, but I push myself to take more risks.

I own a small company focused on graphic design, marketing and direct selling. Occasionally I'm involved in entertainment management, event planning, and small business consulting. I teach part time in various subjects. I realize that this small blurb may make me seem scattered and all over the place, but the missing details actually reveal the foundations of a plan. Which, apparently, is revisiting the drawing board.

Resumé furnished upon request.

Hobbies include studying to become a Black Thong in Sumo! Don't laugh, Black Thongs can kick major ass! No pun intended (or was there? Sly smile).

Completing dreams. Helping you achieve yours.

My shoes are all Velcro. Not because I can't tie a knot, but because I tie knots way too well. A testament to my overachieving persona.

When people notice me, the first thing they usually say is, "OMG, how long have you been standing there," or, "Whoa, I didn't notice you standing there."

I'm stealthy. I'm sure the ninja outfit I constantly wear has something to do with it, but that's still debatable.

When I'm not in a ninja outfit, it's usually that I don't look Asian at first.

Bible

Other than that, "I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite!"

I don't think anyone really cares about my favorites at this point. Well, to be more accurate, if I were to actually list all my favorite stuff, then you most likely wouldn't care to read it all. And if you did, well, that would be creepy. A little stalkerish, too. This I know because I'll be reading your entire list very soon.

The Love of God.

I still have to consider the other 5.
So far, these are in the running:

My wits.
My sense of humor (ranging from witty to corny).
My Dreams.

If you're really a dude.

Which brings me to my next thought, how people are so quick to judge a book by its cover these days. And how people can take you for granted so easily.

One thing I'll never understand is how you could give so much love to someone and make their days full of happiness, but in the end, they'd choose the one who could care less about them. It breaks my heart.

I guess I'm a victim of that, too. Why do we prefer to chase than be chased? Because we want what we can't have. If you find that true for you as well, then I'm really sorry, but you can't have me.

I also spend a lot of time wondering when my haircut might be going out of style. Or if it did already (currently rocking the Slick-Back Wet Look).

Another thing I constantly wonder about is why no one has good manners anymore and where the hell all the respect went? It just makes me want to punch someone in the face! Of course I would then have to excuse myself for being so rash and losing my temper followed by a formal apology, since it's only good manners to be polite. But seriously, if someone takes the time to write you a nice message and doesn't come out like a complete a-hole, then it's only good manners to respond with a polite "not interested." I feel like I belong back in my grandfather's day.

Lately I've been considering what songs I should sing the next time I'm at karaoke.

Lastly, why I obviously think too much.

En amour on n' sait rien
On est rien…

In bed early or up all night at the gym. Lately, I have found joy in beating up my nieces and nephews under the guise of being their martial arts instructor (suckers).

I'm actually naked underneath all these clothes.

I like keeping secrets, but I love sharing everything with the one I love.

Message me just for the heck of it.

You get a free dinner if you can guess my ethnicities. But if you lose, you're facing me in the Sumo pit! Bonzai!!