Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Friends call me "wonderful", " funny " and "ratchet".
Laughing is my favorite thing in the world to do. Also, learning
what makes people tick is fun too
I live in Minneapolis near downtown and grew up on the east side of
St. Paul which I believe cultivated a lot of my personality.
I'm fairly private and can be difficult to get to know but at the
same time I'm extremely confident and love the type of person that
I'm becoming. Which will be a super hot dime piece.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting fires with my burning passion for the universe and
learning all I can about those who inhabit it.
I've been working out and I want to cry while I do it. A "runner's
high" for me involves meth. (Down 85 pounds since the beginning of
I'm really good at doing crap that I really don't want to do but
should do. It's an important life skill.
I love writing, dancing, reality TV, hockey, scrabble, boyzzz, and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fight clubs. Unabashedly taking selfies.
And pretending to be classy when the moment calls for it.
Also, slapping on war paint for someone's important occasion. (Make
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. I have two of them!
And my ginger-vitis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books: All different types. Especially ones with
TV: Trash and junk.
Food: Healthy stuff and it's difficult.
Movies: Horror movies, documentaries, and foreign films. When the
mood strikes, the weirder the better.
Music: Loud stuff. Britney Spears and Goatwhore. Rap. Opera.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Lip gloss
3. Good skin
4. A bra that defies gravity
5. My iPad
6. Hardcore, misogynistic rap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ocean that Nasa has now discovered on one of Jupiter's
If my thoughts will gather long enough for me to finish more than 5
chapters of a story I'm writing.
If this ice cube I'm having for dinner will keep me from bitch
When will I become Twitter famous.
Why do I think so much about stupid shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You like smalls hands.
Also, if you like stupid conversations at a bar while getting
If you're a doctor with muscles. Or a doctor without muscles. Or a
doctor who specializes in muscles. Or maybe you know a doctor?
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