I smell good. Laughing is my everything. I have a photographic memory. I love hockey and Asian men.
I work at a college and love it.
I've been working out and I want to cry while I do it. A "runner's high" for me involves meth. (Down 85 pounds since the beginning of 2014.)
I'm really good at doing crap that I really don't want to do but should do. It's an important life skill.
I love writing, dancing, reality TV, hockey, scrabble, boyzzz, and margaritas.
And pretending to be classy when the moment calls for it.
Also, slapping on war paint for someone's important occasion. (Make up artist)
And my ginger-vitis.
TV: Trash and junk.
Food: Healthy stuff and it's difficult.
Movies: Horror movies, documentaries, and foreign films. When the mood strikes, the weirder the better.
Music: Loud stuff. Britney Spears and Goatwhore. Rap. Opera.
2. Lip gloss
3. Good skin
4. A bra that defies gravity
5. My iPad
6. Hardcore, misogynistic rap.
If my thoughts will gather long enough for me to finish more than 5 chapters of a story I'm writing.
If this ice cube I'm having for dinner will keep me from bitch slapping someone.
When will I become Twitter famous.
Why do I think so much about stupid shit.
Also, if you like stupid conversations at a bar while getting snockered.
If you're a doctor with muscles. Or a doctor without muscles. Or a doctor who specializes in muscles. Or maybe you know a doctor? Whatever.