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32 Richfield, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Other and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Friends call me "wonderful", " funny " and "ratchet".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting fires with my burning passion for the universe and learning all I can about those who inhabit it.

And panhandling.

I've been working out and I want to cry while I do it. A "runner's high" for me involves meth. (Down 85 pounds since the beginning of 2014.)

I'm really good at doing crap that I really don't want to do but should do. It's an important life skill.

I love writing, dancing, reality TV, hockey, scrabble, boyzzz, and margaritas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fight clubs. Unabashedly taking selfies.

And pretending to be classy when the moment calls for it.

Also, slapping on war paint for someone's important occasion. (Make up artist)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. I have two of them!

And my ginger-vitis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books: All different types. Especially ones with pictures.

TV: Trash and junk.

Food: Healthy stuff and it's difficult.

Movies: Horror movies, documentaries, and foreign films. When the mood strikes, the weirder the better.

Music: Loud stuff. Britney Spears and Goatwhore. Rap. Opera.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Laughter
2. Lip gloss
3. Good skin
4. A bra that defies gravity
5. My iPad
6. Hardcore, misogynistic rap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ocean that Nasa has now discovered on one of Jupiter's moons.

If my thoughts will gather long enough for me to finish more than 5 chapters of a story I'm writing.

If this ice cube I'm having for dinner will keep me from bitch slapping someone.

When will I become Twitter famous.

Why do I think so much about stupid shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing is typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Asian men.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like smalls hands.

Also, if you like stupid conversations at a bar while getting snockered.

If you're a doctor with muscles. Or a doctor without muscles. Or a doctor who specializes in muscles. Or maybe you know a doctor? Whatever.