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31 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:26pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm way cooler than your wife. For realz.

Confident and silly and a make up artist. I'm not looking to take anything overly serious. I just want to laugh for the time being.

Friends call me "amazing" and "wonderful" and "ratchet".

I grow my own herb garden and brew my own beer...... Just kidding.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting fires with my burning passion for the universe and learning all I can about those who inhabit it.

And panhandling.

I've been working out and I want to cry while I do it. A "runner's high" for me involves meth.

I'm really good at doing crap that I really don't want to do but should do. It's an important life skill.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fight clubs. Unabashedly taking selfies.

And pretending to be classy when the moment calls for it.

Also, slapping on war paint for someone's important occasion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. I have two of them!

And my ginger-vitis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books: I don't know how to read.

TV: Trash.

Food: Healthy stuff and it's difficult.

Movies: Anything starring Meg Ryan, especially In The Cut. And The Piano Teacher.

Music: Loud stuff. And Britney Spears and Goatwhore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Your mom
2. Lip gloss
3. Good skin
4. A bra that defies gravity
5. My IPod
6. Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hot dogs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing is typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a couple of piercings below the neck.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're laid back and not a neurotic head case.


You're cute and want to have a drink and make fun of eachother.

NOTE: To answer the most redundant question in the history of online dating, "What are you looking for?", I can't possibly answer that without knowing a person.

I hate expectations and like to allow things to just naturally go where they are supposed to go. Bam.