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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 21–31
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Last online
Today – 2:20pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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This was the eighth username I tried.

Given the chance or enough booze I'll speculate endlessly about the etymologies of any words I hear.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished my first feature film. It's called Gutboy. It's marionettes.

I also work in infomercials.

I used to draw a webcomic that I still love called Wonderdrome. It's about advertising and mysticism.

I have a movie night which is very dear to my heart, where we mostly watch eastern european comedies from the sixties. Ain't no satire like satire against an extremely oppressive, stringent and random state.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
All sorts of things.

Rhyming cuplets.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Today, it's the fact that I just got a haircut.

[that's old, I haven't had a haircut in some time.]

I got another haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Watt, The Golden Bough, The Magic Mountain, Godel Escher Bach, Finnegans Wake

Movies: Hannah and her Sisters, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Even the Dwarves Started Small, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, Husbands, Daisies, [so many more. I love movies.]

Shows: Adventure Time, House of Cards, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Twin Peaks, Luxury Comedy, Bob's Burgers, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Music: Electric Light Orchestra, Woody Guthrie, Hall & Oates, Primus, Billie Holiday, The Pogues. There's a show on East Village Radio called Chances with Wolves. It's got a lot of foreign language covers of 60s music, weird clips from radio + tv, and stuff like that. I love it. Lately: The Hour of Slack podcast.

Food: Fresh bread. Shrimp Tempurah Rolls. Chocolate Chip Cookies. Queso.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Movies that make me feel a little uncomfortable, and that make me laugh.
2) Friends that get excited about things.
3) Sense of history in my surroundings.
4) Dunno what to name this category but it's def a category: BAM, MOMA, and NPR. It's not just words that are all-caps because I can immediately think of a bunch of things that that would include which do not belong on this list.
5) Really good bars. Ones where you can talk to strangers and the bartender knows who you are after you've been a couple times, and where the regulars are interesting and funny (update: I don't have this anymore. I guess I can do without it, but life is worse.)
6) Undiscovered weirdness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Plots of comics and movies I don't have the patience or resources to make, how to live more efficiently (god I'm not proud of that one), whether it's honest or patronizing to speak to a religious person with their own terms (specifically the terms I'm intimately familiar with but don't feel that I believe in in a way that that person would feel kinship toward), technical points of grammar and verbiage, how brains work, a truer chakra system (to the stomach mood; to the heart pace; to the lungs emotion; to the mind reason; ...), what I can say to whom & when, love, love & sex, sex, identity. I try not to think about fault, and I try not to experience guilt, not more than is due, which is little.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends, reading, watching a movie, or working (for me, on what I love.)
You should message me if
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you identify at all with this: or understand why whenever I get drunk I feel that it's so important.