i went to the moon once, but i'm not one to brag so i asked everyone not to report it. the cheese was out of this world.

on a typical tuesday morning you can find me challenging cheetahs to foot races and beating them, thus winning their lunch money.

i like to visit Asgard from time to time. It's where I mastered hammer tossing. challenge me!

the jungle book story is loosely based on my life. yes, my best friends are a bear and a panther so you can see why I might need to meet new people.

i am a pogo stick champion.

Doing stuff that makes me happy.
Trying not to do what doesn't.

snowboarding, conversing, movie viewing, sarcasm.

piercings. intelligence. charm.

Seinfeld is my life philosophy.

all i do is pretty much watch movies. my longest lasting relationship by large margin is me and my girl netflix. (don't worry, she knows i'm on this site. she's cool). i love anything by kubrick, wes anderson, tarantino, fincher, raimi, spike jones/lee, and a slew of other movies. i dare you to name a movie i've not seen!

i can frequently be found just spending a night in watching various movies and/or tv shows. a few favs are:
+breaking bad
+dexter
+psych
+parks and rec.
+the office
+misfits
+house

music ranges even broader from underground hip hop and hardcore like POS and Blacklisted to mainstream staples like jay-z and kanye. Hit me up and lets chat music. maybe i'll show you some of my own!

Books i read many in college but saddly don't get to all that often these days. one of my all time favs is the autobiography of Malcom X.
I read a shit load of comic books though! if you know your comics, ladies, definitely hit me up.

Coca~Cola
iPhone
motorcycle
music
food
comics

what i would do with a million dollars.

i'd probably just wander forever.

with friends.
watchin movies.
reading comics.
out on my bike (motorcycle or pedal).

I find Fran Drescher's voice attractive.

Jus sayin.

the force is with you.