Energy Consumption: Weirdly high metabolism
Build: Tall side of medium; skinny
Privileges: White-ass male
Kinsey Scale: Somewhere between φ and e*
Cities: Cambridge (current); San Francisco, Oakland, Providence (former)
"Different than"/"different from": "Different to" (nah, just kidding)
Errata: Mixtapes and vegan cheesecake; feminism; sober, but I say legalize everything; I am the most liberal person I know and I live in fucking BOSTON.
Oh, also: some friends like to crack jokes about my "scrawny vegan ass." No one who's seen me in my underwear makes this joke.
*OK, so since writing this I've remembered that the Kinsey Scale actually begins at 0, but "somewhere between φ-1 and e-1" lacks euphony.