Insert generic sentence about disliking describing myself here. What I (and other people who do this) should actually say is I'm really bad at marketing.

I have a general dislike for people. I find that most of them are either stupid, assholes, or stupid assholes. I'm simply looking for some cool people who I enjoy talking to.

UPDATE: I am trying not to be such a negative Nikkerbokker and to do this I've had to re-evaluate my stance on people. They suck slightly less now!

I'm completely in love with music, constantly looking for new bands to listen to so if you know anything you think I might like, drop me a line. Also, if I loved Opeth any more than I already do, the universe would implode.

UPDATE: Opeth is now my second favourite thing. House is first.

I love video games now. Killing Floor especially. Come co-op it with me.

I think the idea of religion is entirely stupid, the end. God, on the other hand, is entirely possible. Not in the way you would think of him though. I'm talking badass wired-to-the-universe God who doesn't care if we worship him or not. He sounds like a cool guy.

I try not to wear my serious face too often. I find the funny side of almostanything, so if I crack a joke you do not approve of, fuck you sourpuss. I don't go out of my way to offend people at all (okay not very often) but if they get offended, I don't care. They need to lighten up as far as I'm concerned.

I am into guys but only if they can bother to write a coherent sentence or three. If you're looking for a quick shag, fuck off. Thanks, and have a nice day!

Bleh I don't know I'll write more later I guess?

P.S. I HATE Twilight. Alot.

UPDATE: Thanks to a recent bad movie night, I've discovered that Eclipse is the worst movie ever.

UPDATE 2: I've kind of moved to a shit hole called Chelmsford. Sorry Norwich mans/womens.

P.P.S. I'm having a little bit of a tough time sorting through all the messages that I'm getting so if I take a long time tonever reply, don't be shocked.

Furthermore, cocks everywhere.

I am nerdy, insoluble, and introversive

Nothing interesting whatsoever.Lots of interesting stuff.

Oh god I hate questions like this. Erm... kissing? No that's too much of a cliché... pouting! Pretty good at pouting. Also math I guess, that's kinda boring though. Supposedly, I'm quite good at basketball. Not paying attention to people and still being able to string together a decent conversation with them. Also I make people laugh sometimes so there's that too.

My lips, or my hair constantly alternating between red and black.

Books - Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings. Please don't hurt me.

Movies - Kill Bill, Inglourious, V for Vendetta, WALL-E, Up, Coraline, Godfather 1 & 2, Scarface, I Love You Man, Shaun of the Dead, Seven Samurai Hot Fuzz, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings, Moon, District 9

TV - Doctor Who, Entourage, The Colbert Report, The Office, The Daily Show, The Wire, Dexter, Flight of the Conchords, Firefly, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Coupling, Two Pints, House

Music - Meshuggah, Panzerballett, Nirvana, Cynic, Devin Townsend, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Queen, Strapping Young Lad, Borgore, Between the Buried And Me, System of a Down, Velvet Revolver, Bare Noize, Eryn Non Dae., Aphex Twin, Mistabishi, Portishead, Massive Attack, Sunn O))), Xela, The Prodigy, Keith Merrow. Oh yeah and Opeth they're okay too.

Food - Lasagna, spaghetti, po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Opeth
Music in general
Jokes
The internet
TV
Originality, despite the fact I apparently lack it!

The universe, the future, music, that kind of stuff. Time travel is interesting too. Oh, and girls. Yeah, girls are good.

Drunk.

Um, I don't know. My dad was an abusive (in every sense of the word) drunk who went to prison and killed himself through substance abuse.

Oh, and my name is Shannon. Phew, that was a tough one.

I would be totally convinced by your face as the hero in an Elder Scrolls game or something