Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, what the f#uck is a self summary? It is weird enough to be
shopping for women on the internet like a pair of pants and then I
have to sum my self up for other shoppers. This is off the a bad
Well shoppers, here we go, Nick in Aisle 6:
I am originally from Rockland County but moved after high school to
Spain and the Colorado for college. After realizing I liked the
idea of working with wine more than becoming a Political Scientist,
or whatever you do with that degree, moved to NYC and began a
career as a Sommelier.
I loved living in the city for 10 years, but finally got tired of
it and wanted to move somewhere where I can do more outdoor
activities. I like cycling, running, as well as working out and
swimming at the gym. I also do the occasional camping trip if the
weather allows for it.
I am very casual and down to earth, but by no mean opinionated. I
try to be as open as possible and value others who are as well.
That being said, I don't pry and I try to get to know people in an
There, that's some random sh#t about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently selling wine, mostly French but also global, for a
boutique distributor. Being in sales is different than most of the
jobs but I love it because I get to travel to many different
restaurants and talk to lots of random people.
On my off time, I am a bit of a gym rat. I also like cycling and
just about anything outdoors.
I am also a big fan of wining and dining, dinner and a movie at
home, and trying new things. I will try just about anything once.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Biking 100+ miles a week, cooking just about anything, taking
vitamins and being vegan before 6 PM(not after), being cynical in a
really optimistic way, there must be other stuff...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dry sense of humor and that I really like listening to people's
stories about just about anything.
On further inspection, people tell me I am taller than I look
initially. Weird, right?
Also, OKC people have said I don't look as dead inside as I do in
my profile pics. Sorry, I am not a selfy master.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Falling Down, Anything Ralph Bakshi, Winter's Bone, No Country for
Old Men, Small Town Murder Songs, MST3K The Final Sacrifice,
Natural Born Killers, Spun, American Psycho, The Big Lebowski, The
Ref, Tristan Shandy
MST3K, The Mighty Boosh, Bob's Burgers, CSI Miami(Don't Judge, that
show was one of the greatest comedies of all time even if David
Caruso did not know it), QI, Carnival,
Really broad specrum here: The Bad Plus to Johnny Cash to
Hooverphonic, to Rammstein to Cypress Hill.
Alicia Keys need not Apply!!!
Anything that is not Walnuts or Marzipan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know. I don't feel like making a list right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
No, I do think about other things as well, I think...
(I am not a conceited asshole)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar talking to random people or 'chillin like a villain' at
home watching a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have seriously manly panic attacks about having my blood drawn.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to.
You like outdoorsy stuff or if you like indoorsy stuff.
You are funny in some sort of way, any sort is good by me.
You are seriously awesome? What am I supposed to say here.
Who are you looking for?
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