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25 Clearwater, FL Man


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  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 1
White, Other
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Not at all
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, my name is Evan.

For what it's worth:

I'd like to think I appreciate most things, so if something doesn't make this list I probably might still care about it.

Things that I care about: politics, philosophy, consciousness, biology, math, physics, music, communication, sexuality, skepticism, ethics, relationships, compassion, rationality, history, geography.
What I’m doing with my life
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Guitar mostly. I spend a lot of time on the internet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at explaining things to people, and generally won't stop until I've done a good job, especially if they're enthusiastic.

I tend to empathize with others easily, and I'm fairly good at communicating.

I'm definitely good at making myself laugh, but I also make an effort to make others laugh as well since it's a lot more satisfying.

I'm rather quick at typing, and I'd say I'm at least decently coordinated. Math always came easy to me, especially at a young age. Other than that I guess I'm always getting better at guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my height. I'm fairly short, so depending on how tall the people around me are that might stand out. Green eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Adventures Among Ants, Consciousness Explained, The God Delusion, The Moral Landscape, A Song of Ice and Fire, LoTR/Hobbit.

Movies - the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Ronin, Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, The Departed, Rounders, Snatch, The Century of the Self, The Secret Life of Chaos, The Corporation, Die Hard, ...And Justice For All, Machete, Gangs of New York, The Room, Eastern Promises, The Big Lebowski, Kingdom of Heaven, American Gangster.

TV - The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, some of what's on the food network and Adult Swim. I don't actually watch TV much at all.

Music - Death, Cynic, Jeff Loomis, John Petrucci, Paul Gilbert, Necrophagist, Buckethead, Steve Vai, Guthrie Govan, A Perfect Circle,Tool, Blotted Science, The Aristocrats

I spend a lot of my internet time on Reddit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. People
2. Humor
3. Internet
4. Music
5. My health
6. Thoughts and ideas, learning, progress.

And while I can do without it I think sex deserves to be mentioned.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm always thinking about something. Usually it has to do with making sense of things. It's basically a reflex for me to think about whether or not something is logically sound when I hear it.

- The reasons people do what they do
- How other people feel
- What to do with myself
- World events
- Consciousness
- Music and music theory
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home. Usually either reading, talking to friends, playing some game, or playing guitar.

Wondering why all the people in the music I listen to are screaming at me or mute.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I might hate you.
You should message me if
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You're not afraid of being wrong about things.
You can talk about things you aren't very familiar with.
You enjoy getting to know people and sharing ideas with others.
You can joke about things and be serious enough at the same time.
You speak your mind.
You'd like to be friends.

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