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26 Chiryū, Japan Agender


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 18
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Not at all
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a very, very boring person. You don't want to get to know me. Really you don't. Your brain would liquefy from boredom and drip out your nose, making the sort of horrible mess that I have always refused to clean up since it's not MY brain.
While I'm a semi-compulsive liar, I'll usually tell the truth just because it amuses me. And you probably won't like it.

Besides... I'm asexual, just here for the quizzes, and more or less bored with online conversation. My little button may still have a green light on it, but I'm not responding anymore.

Sorry to you people who don't deserve the ignoring.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reading. Writing. Learning. Singing, sometimes. You can even listen, if you want to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Socratic irony. Understatement.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Um. My extremely unattractive expression, maybe? (It doesn't change. It just sits there on my face, glaring at people.) The book I usually have in front of my grumpy face? My inability to hold up my end of a polite conversation? The fact that I never wear shoes? No, that one usually takes them a while....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've loved pretty much every science fiction or fantasy book I've ever read. Poetry, philosophy, and horror are pretty good, too. I like Eoin Colfer, Terry Pratchett, Andre Norton, C.S. Lewis, Tamora Pierce, Diana Wynne Jones, Patricia C. Wrede, Ambrose Bierce, Diane Duane... forget it, I could be here all night. The names just don't stop.

I don't watch a lot of movies. I liked the new Star Trek movie, specifically the fact that they finally figured out that there is no up or down in space, a Star Trek flaw that has bothered me for years. Thor was pretty good. So was Avengers. Ah, comic book movies. Fun.

Doctor Who, Star Trek.

I have extremely eclectic tastes in music. I like stuff from Vivaldi to Voltaire, Beethoven to Beastie Boys, Tchaikovsky to Tarja Turunen, with plenty of anime soundtracks in between. Recently, lots of Vitas. Someone also sent me a link to an Alice Cooper song which they said had obviously been written for me. I don't generally like that kind of smoke-burned voice, but the song was unexpectedly good anyway. I was flattered.

I eat to live. I do love fish, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm assuming this is meant in more a psychological sense than a physical one. Well, let's see.

・ Books
・ Solitude
・ Intelligent conversation
・ Long walks
・ My vade mecums
・ Privacy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Psychology, the development of human personality (specifically mine), free will, morality, whether I'm more unfettered or blue and orange, the nature of truth....
No, seriously.
I also think about candy, music, and live dissection. You have been warned.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same things I do every other night of the week, and avoiding doing the same things I've been avoiding doing every other night of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a centuries-old vampire.
You should message me if
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You shouldn't, really.