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28 / M / straight / Single

Martinez, California

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Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am the undead undead, ninja space cadet, and omicron persei 8.

My Self-Summary

I am the second account of another man. And then stuff happens and I extend this paragraph to monstrous proportions of manness!

I guess I'm going to have to abandon my old account in terms of goofing around with match percentages. Basically it never updates them, and this oddly named backup from when I lost my PW shall now be the norm. EDIT: Nevermind, they fixed it. But whatever, this one is more recently updated.

At the start of February '07 I was finally notified of my graduation from SFSU. My major? Studio art. I painted stuff and doodled other things, then for some reason it counted for college credit and now I need get a job. Go me.

What I’m doing with my life

Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Zero.

I finished my BA program last semester (Fall '06), so now I have a life, and I'm currently in the process of observing my options and seeking out what to do with it.

Well, I have a temp position at a vitamin shoppe now. Drone-like data entry on the database of products and info.

I’m really good at

Procrastinating and stuff. No realy, that and showing up 10-120 minutes later than I said. Art seems to be developing, but I wouldn't say I'm more than above average :| You question that?! Sorry, not too savvy about whoring my art out.

The first things people usually notice about me

My lack of hair and crude language. I can speak with eloquence on rare occasion, but I tend to sound rougher on the edges than I look after a hangover and a severe beating by sunlight on bloodshot eyes (exageration).

Bah... I need pics, but one of the things I haven't gotten around to is purchasing a digital camera. Eventually...

But the hair is gone, I've been shaving my noggin for a few weeks now.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Gah... I have no "favorites".

Good authors: Philip K. Dick, William Gibson, Dashell Hammet, others...

Good directors: Scorcese, Ridley Scott, Kubrick, Stone&Parker, Sam Raimi...

Music: Johnny Cash (we all heard about him before the movie, but let's list him anyway since it's Oscar season), Beatles, Rolling Stones, Stone Temple Pilots, other bands...

Foods: Almost all food on earth is tasty, this "favorites" list bothers me now. How dare they thing it's truly possible.

The six things I could never do without

Food, water, Yanni jokes, other... "things".

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What? Naked things, day dreaming, explosions, 5 minutes ago, what the teacher did say vs. what I heard and know is wrong.

I zone out a lot or if I'm doing something I block out the universe. Add headphones and I may lose 1-4 hours on a whim.

On a typical Friday night I am

Not doing much. Lack of drive and not a lot to do in the east bay without driving somewhere and digging up friends. But I'm probably talking to a friend over a beer and how we should summon womens at will to either conjure us more beer or be there to ogle and chat with.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a fascination with breasts, but have warmed up to the ass as I age. One can't be so focused on only two things when four squeezable lobes of goodness are all hand-sized.

You should message me if

You can't help but wonder more. C'mon, you know you've got something in mind. This is The Intarneto, it can't harm you much.

Oh, or if you're showing up on my stalker listing. Cause that's just about the creepiest thing OKC has come up with so far, and I'm glad they've done it.