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NinjaMuffin1979

35 London, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:36pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Unconventional, fun, passionate, lovely and loyal. I'm an adrenaline junky who is sometimes given to extremes. I offer 100% to everything I do, particularly with friendships and relationships. I'm so lucky to have a fabulous group of friends, but am now really looking for that completely awesome someone to do epic s*it with and then roll around on the floor laughing about it afterwards when everyone else has gone home.

I love travelling and experiencing new places, people and cultures - I'm never without my next trip in the planning stages. I'm also a total foodie, but sometimes equally as happy with a kebab as something Michelin starred. My other big passion is for dancing, and I can usually be found front right speaker. If you enjoy psyche trance / hard house / speed garage / techno then you go right to the top of my favourites list!

Looking for someone fabulous to challenge me, spar with, teach me things I would never have otherwise known. Make me want to be the best person I can be. Someone to lie in bed with and alternatively kiss, lick / indulge in interesting conversation with all night long.
What I’m doing with my life
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In the past I've traveled widely and lived in several countries including India, Singapore and Japan. Travel is my passion (along with diving) and I plan to continue doing as much of both as possible. Would be lovely to meet a big strong gent to help me carry my heavy gear (in exchange for treats of your choosing, naturally).

I love visiting new bars and restaurants and finding little places in London that I haven't seen before. And cheese. I love cheese.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at a few things. The ones suitable for public advertisement include: cycling, running, dancing, cooking, drinking wine, spotting other peoples perfect partner for them. To date I'm really bad at spotting my own, so if you're out there please give me a shout as I'm at a total loss as to where you might be hiding.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My positive energy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So many books it's difficult to pick one... I recently re-read Fight Club. That's a good one. Favourite shows include Mad Men, League of Gentlemen and Green Wing. On the food front I'll eat anything and everything, but I do love Indian and Thai food - the spicier the better - also enjoy a good Sunday roast over the papers.

I've always been into dance music - from gabba in the rave days, to trance at Gatecrasher and then hard house at Sundissential. I also love a bit of psyche trance and usually manage to get out to Goa at least once (usually more!) per season for the parties.

Aside from that my general taste is highly eclectic. Love a bit of rock n roll, jazz, love the Black Keys. I'll listen to and enjoy everything... (so long as it's not RnB)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends
Wine
Cheese
Sex
My passport
Sunshine
Lip gloss

Thats one too many but I really can't ditch one
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Universe
Karma
Really amazing, spectacular, fantastical Sex (or more to the point - my current lack of it)
Cheese
Diving
Chicken
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying not to spill my cocktail as I bust out my best grind, or perhaps dolling myself up in a ridiculous outfit which makes it very difficult to breathe or swallow... Or at home drinking tea in my owl onesie ironing pillowcases. This is a recently acquired hobby.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to do strange things with weird people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Personality wise I like intelligent, outgoing, positive happy people who are passionate about whatever it is they do.

So if you sound like that person, and If you're looking to meet someone of interest, (rather than a random hook-up), then please do get in touch.

C x