Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

NinjaPirateZomB

32 Memphis, TN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I take my time with things. I approach situations carefully, but I am always down for an adventure. I am a bit of a homebody, but I do get out when the mood strikes. I like small gatherings more than large groups most of the time. Additional note: I own a fez, however I have no association with any masonic order.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am grabbing each day by some short and curly tendril of experience... and running a liquor store. I went to school for something I have no interest in doing, so I decided to go back and do it again. I still manage to find some time for recreation between school and work. Lately studying beer and wine have been favorite activities, along with cooking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a conversation slightly awkward, diffusing the awkwardness I create, trademark harebrained schemes, video games, selling wine, whiskey, and beer, Mixology experiments
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming and charismatic disposition
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-Charles Bukowski, Robert Anton Wilson, Wilhelm Reich, Timothy Leary, Hunter Thompson, William Gibson, Phillip K. Dick, Douglas Adams. I guess thats more a short list of authors than specific books. Though lately wine books have dominated my library.

Food -It is much easier to state what I don't like, peppermint and coconut. Other than that if its not poisonous I would love to try it. Hell I might even take the gamble on well prepared pufferfish. I love any opportunity to try something I haven't had.

Movies are an expansive category for me. I rarely watch TV is it's conventional form, but I do love some Netflix. I am into anything from the lightest comedy to the most mind bending insanity ever captured on film. If there's a genre for it, there is probably something in that genre I like. I am picky, but highly flexible. I am definitely a Trek/Dr Who nerd, though I have never dressed like a Klingon or a Cyberman.

I'm not sure where to begin with music. I like a little bit of everything. It can range from blues, metal, hip-hop, edm, classic rock, classical, 90s grunge, punk, Bowie, on and on and on... I have an obnoxious tendency to throw on 50s-70s era country on long car trips.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Difficult to answer accurately, only because it includes the word never.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chicanery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, occasionally, though rarely, a touch of pugilism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pouring a wine tasting at work, or hanging out with my daughter, depending on the Friday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to.