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Ninja_Nightmare

28 Highland Park, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First and foremost, I'm a huge nerd. I love anime/hentai, video and tabletop games, comic books, and anything involving computers. I love my movies dark and my music loud and emotional. Speaking of which, I love all forms of art - music, books, drawing, etc. I'm a natural skeptic with a passion for teaching and a penchant for the occult, the Gothic, and the macabre. I'm also addicted to Slurpees, Gummies, and Bacon. Combine that with my open mind, positive attitude, and dark/raunchy sense of humor - and you get a pretty good picture of the type of guy I am. Not going to act like I'm anything but - unless I'm roleplaying, haha.

I'm can be the nicest guy in the world, but I guess I'm more of the lovable asshole. I'm fluent in sarcasm, and I'm pretty honest - regardless of your feelings. I'm pretty sadistic.

I love to go out and have fun, maybe a drink or two, but I'm just as fine staying at home with a good book, visual novel or comic book - you know, the little things in life.

I like to be around nature. I love animals - ever since I owned a Alligator when I was younger, I've wanted to have all types of exotic pets.

Concepts such as Death and the Human Mind fascinate me.

I'm pretty much looking for someone to match me in intelligence, humor and sexuality. Shouldn't be too hard to find, right?

I'm very open about sex. It's nothing to be ashamed of - it's a natural part of life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently in college getting my Teaching degree, while taking up Computer Programming on the side. I've always wanted to be an English, Art or Computer Teacher, and it's probably not gonna change anytime soon.

I like to say and do the weirdest, most random things to people and observe their reactions. I like to get into people heads.

Studying the occult and the macabre. Ask me about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. I'm the guy everybody comes to with their problems, not that I'm complaining.

Cooking. I can make a mean Risotto.

Anything to do with a computer. Programming, repairs, that kind of stuff.

Being a gentleman to the ones who deserve it, and an asshole to the ones who don't. Unfortunately, I find myself being an asshole more often than not.

Being a human dictionary. I soak up information like a sponge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly Manga and Comic Books, but I find myself getting sucked into a novel from time to time. I love The Way of Shadows by Brent Weeks, The Dark Ground Trilogy by Gillian Cross, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki, Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, and any comic book with dark undertones (Batman or Hellblazer, for example).

Movies: I like Sci-fi, horror movies, psychological thrillers, or any combination of the three. I love movies that make you think. Some of my favorites include Donnie Darko, The Nightmare before Christmas, the first 2 Terminator movies, The Matrix, and pretty much any movie with zombies, Batman, or random humor.

Shows: The Daily Show (because I refuse to watch regular news), Mad Men, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Workaholics, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Adventure Time, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Regular Show, and if you haven't noticed by the shirt I'm wearing in my pic, Invader Zim. Need to start watching Doctor Who - heard it was amazing.

Music: This list can go on forever. I listen to everything from country to rap, techno to J-pop. The music I'm not really a fan of is mainstream (c)rap. Some of my favorites are Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, All That Remains, Maximum the Hormone, Pantera, Eminem, Yousei Teikoku, Breaking Benjamin, BoA, Disturbed, Bullet for my Valentine, A Perfect Circle, Escape the Fate, etc.

Food: I'm a steak and potatoes kind of guy. Oh, and did I mention that I love to cook?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life and Death
Sex.
Food.
Money.
Why sarcasm isn't an official language yet.
The future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Binge watching a show that I missed during school or work while stuffing my face with junk food. Then working out to balance it all out xD
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll try anything once. Twice if someone's watching.

I don't know how to swim.

Voluntary ignorance is one of my largest pet peeves.
You should message me if
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You took the time to read my profile; why not?

- If you're an awesome person to talk to/hang out with
- You love to have conversations, whether its intellectual or completely random.
- You're not the extreme party type, YOLO-spouting, duck face wearing, twerking teen wannabe. Just...no.
- You have an open mind. Cannot stress this enough. If you're against homosexuality, marijuana, etc. and don't have a damn good reason for it (which I doubt you will), you and I will not get along.

You read all of this, might as well. I don't bite. Okay, that's a lie. I bite pretty hard.