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Ninja_Nightmare

27 M Detroit, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm open-minded and optimistic. I'm the guy that enjoys the little things in life. I love to go out and have fun, maybe a drink or two, but I'm just as fine staying at home with a good book.

I'm passionate about art, different cultures and music/theater.

I like to be around animals, I enjoy cooking, horror movies are my favorite, and I love to read (Manga and Comic Books are my favorite mediums). I have a unique sense of humor, mainly because and I'm random, have a dirty mind and fluent in sarcasm.

I love video/tabletop games and Visual Novels, so it'll be nice to meet someone on here who likes the same.

If you have tattoos and piercings, you and I will be best friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently in college getting my teaching degree, while taking up Graphic Design on the side. I've always wanted to be an English, Art or Computer Teacher, and it's probably not gonna change anytime soon.

I like to say and do the weirdest, most random things to people and observe their reactions. I like to get into people heads.

Studying the occult and the macabre.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. I'm the guy everybody comes to with their problems, not that I'm complaining.

Cooking. I can make a mean Chicken Cordon Bleu.

Anything to do with a computer. Programming, repair, that stuff.

Being a gentleman to the ones who deserve it, and an asshole to the ones who don't. Unfortunately, I find myself being an asshole more often than not. Ignorance is indeed bliss.

Being a human dictionary. I soak up information like a sponge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly Manga and Comic Books, but I find myself getting sucked into a novel from time to time. I love The Way of Shadows by Brent Weeks, The Dark Ground Trilogy by Gillian Cross, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki, Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, and any comic book with Batman or John Constantine.

Movies: I like Sci-fi, horror movies, psychological thrillers, or any combination of the three. I love movies that make you think. Some of my favorites include Donnie Darko, The Nightmare before Christmas, the first 2 Terminator movies, The Matrix, and pretty much and movie with zombies, Batman, or random humor.

Shows: The Daily Show and The Colbert Report (because I refuse to watch regular news), Mad Men, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Workaholics, Dexter, Adventure Time, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, The Bravest Warriors, Regular Show, and if you haven't noticed by the shirt I'm wearing in my pic, Invader Zim.

Music: This list can go on forever. I listen to everything from country to rap, and trap music to J-pop. The music I'm not really a fan of is mainstream crap. Some of my favorites are Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Adele, Goyte, All That Remains, Maximum the Hormone, Pantera, Eminem, Yousei Teikoku, Breaking Benjamin, BoA, Disturbed, Bullet for my Valentine, A Perfect Circle, Escape the Fate, etc.

Food: I'm a steak and potatoes kind of guy. Oh, and did I mention that I love to cook?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life and Death
Sex.
Food.
Money.
Why sarcasm isn't an official language yet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll try anything once. Twice if someone's watching.

I don't know how to swim.
You should message me if
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You took the time to read my profile; why not?

- If you're an awesome person to talk to/hang out with
- You love to have conversations, whether its intellectual or completely random.
- You're not the extreme party type, YOLO-spouting, duck face wearing, twerking teen wannabe. Just...no.
- You have an open mind. Cannot stress this enough. If you're against homosexuality, marijuana, etc. and don't have a damn good reason for it (which I doubt you will), you and I will not get along.

At least give me some stars on your way out lol