I'm mainly here to just comment on journals, make journals, I take it lightly.

Since women love check list, or just list in general:

Tall - check

Handsome - depends who you are, but I'd say check, I clean up pretty good.

Financially- I'm more of a saver in general, but If I have money I have no qualms about spending it, not a tight wad by any means. But I am responsible with my dinero and know how much i can spend. My aspirations for having money are not for bling and showing off but to be able to help my family.

Outgoing - Not really into parties unless with friends, I go clubbing once in a great while, I can't burn up the dance floor exactly but I can hold my own. I have a good time, get along with people well and can be the center of attention but also just be laid back guy conversing with just a few people instead of the big group.

Romance - high on my list, but I have to work my way there, I don't just fall for anyone and move very fast into romance. It's something I consider special and should be regarded as so as to not lose it's value.

Conversation ability - I can talk a lot at times, but I'm also a good listener. I can strike up a conversation with anybody, I'm pretty adaptable to any kind of person, un-talkative/talkative, but I usually prefer people who can make good conversation out of anything.

Humor - yes, but some people don't have a sense of a humor or don't understand sarcasm which I can do a lot, but trust me I do it in good taste. I can be an ass too sometimes, so you have to be the type that gets that(meaning not overly sensitive).

And now for the rest of my profile! ;)

Working my way up in the world while the white man tries to keep me down!

Searching the internet for get rich in 2 days, programs.

I was a stunt double in the 300 movie, you know that scene where king Leonidus was standing by the window butt naked?...yeah, that was me.

And if all else fails, aspiring singer song-writer and actor.......I kid!.

Kissing
Making looooooove
Overpowering my foes
Being a smart ass
Wrestling with African Lions...and submitting them......for sport.

The size of my bulge
My missing teeth
The hickies on my neck
Why I'm wearing no pants
Why I do cartwheels instead of walk
The ninja stars in my belt that is securing my 10 year old half faded see through underwear

Don't read books, too long, too much random information I care nothing about. I do not need to read about self-esteem, losing weight, random fictitious love stories, aliens coming to our planet, random interesting person(so you say), fiction or non fiction, or other peoples lives to feel inspired.

Fav movies:
Life is beautiful (great foreign film, where the actor has to actually act, comedy, happiness and sadness all rolled into one, like life)
Wrist Cutters (not what you think, very interesting movie)
Saving Private Ryan (I'm just a WW2 kinda guy and it had a good story)
The Count of Monte Cristo (Love the old philosophical man in the movie)
Training Day (Good story, good acting all around)
Pulp Fiction (Bring out the gimp!, but he's sleeping...well go wake him up!)
The interview with the Vampire(i know kinda gay, but probably the best vampire movie out there)
Gladiator (Well I'm a guy, so I love the fighting scenes, but the story was pretty damn good)

Music:
Rock/Alternative Rock
80's
Old school jamz
A lot of different music, just don't like country....I find it very cheesy.

To give an idea - The killers, sublime, bob marley, metallica, johnny cash, my chemical romance, muse, aero smith, nirvana, mariah carey, I've likely heard more music from different genres than you.

Food:
Mexican food!, you'll become a fatty real quick eating it all the time, but nothing taste more natural to me than mexican food, they know how to actually prepare meat in different ways instead of just slapping it in another sauce and calling it a completely different dish.(I'm looking at you thai and chinese!)

Steak:the main ingredient of a real man. Also a burgers and fries guy, but I cannot handle too much fast food.

Chinese food and Japanese food occasionally, I've eaten at many different places and restaurants, and it's just ok, trust me, its just ok.

I'm also aware of the proper foods for dieting or just being healthy and in shape, which soon will compose again of my main diet.

1.People (because then I wouldn't have anyone to make fun of, and that would make me vewy sad :( )
2.Computer - so I can view my porn, email instead of call people, and look up whatever I don't know.
3.Women - for sexy time of course, ok ok and so they can do my laundry too.
4.Video games - because I like to pwn noobs.
5.Did i mention sexy time?
6.Football - best damn sport out there.
7.Toilets - Because I'd hate to just poop on the ground or in it.

Why Lauren Conrad won't return my emails or phone calls :(
Where I put my keys.
Why can't we just hit women over the head and drag them in our cave like the good ole days?
Why tellitubbies has a freakin baby for the damn sun!
Why my boxers only have a hole in the back but not the front.

In my dungeon building the perfect woman....:: slave hands me brain :: No no no, we don't need that, give me another one of those boobs.

I am interested in the normal things, streaking, beer pong, skinny dipping, rubbing my feet in the carpet then shocking you, making sexy time, making sleepy time, making playing with myself time.

I'm actually a high paid mercenary sent into combat around the world, my last destination was actually in Burma where I had to kill a bunch of nips because they were making their own people walk in low level water after throwing in land mines, they also threw babies into fire, it was very bad, some animals died too ASPCAS would be freaking pissed!.

I am recently being deployed to Iraq, where I will be armed with ham sandwiches to fight terrorism, and I won't be afraid to use them. (Muslims don't like ham in case you didn't know)

You can make some kick ass enchiladas...
Never wear clothes...
Need a massage...
Think you can outwit me...**Extra credit for this one.**
You use that machine at the gym where you open and close your legs sitting down.
If you want to buy me a house or car.
If you are someone famous and need a trophy husband, with some plastic surgery I'll look great, I promise!.
You are looking for a man for your all girls night out which ends with a sleepover and you need a guy to do........ stuff with.

Ok, all this above maaaay or may not be true, it may have been more of whatever random thought popped in my head. I'm here because I want to take my time in the dating world, I've spent my fair share of time in long-term relationships and now I'm just reflecting on it all and trying to prioritize other things my life rather than a relationship.