NippleViking
29 Rochester, NY
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My self-summary
I guess I'm on this site ultimately cuz someone suggested it. Was in a relationship not too long ago, but she decided she wanted to use me for presents, gifts, etc. So I said fuck that shit, moved on to more glorious things. Never been on one of these sites before. Hit me up if you wanna chat. I'll add more pictures later since I'm being lazy.

"Drop that textbook! What are you trying to do? Be smart? That's stupid! That won't stop the polar bears from invading, you pusseh!"
What I’m doing with my life
Was in the military, honorably discharged and going to college now for IT Security.
I’m really good at
Cooking actually! I am the Swedish Chef....BORK BORK BORK!

+1 Awesome if you got the reference
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movie could very well be V for Vendetta. But I like a lot of comedy movies as well.

I mainly listen to the classics like ACDC, Pink Floyd...you know.

Robbaz is hilarious.

I like to play video game.

As far as TV goes...Game of Thrones is pretty badass.

I also watch anime.
The six things I could never do without
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The world we live in today. I'm somewhat afraid of the future that we are headed towards.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I don't have to work I'm probably watching a movie, hanging with some buddies, at the gym, or having a few beers at The Winfield.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am actually a Viking warrior, who's wife and children were stolen from him by a rival clan. Now, I roam the frozen tundras of the Howling Fjord slaying those who stand between myself and my family!
You should message me if
You should message me if you like to be around a fun guy. I like to be funny and relaxed. Im great in large doses!

You SHOULDN'T message me if you can't laugh at jokes. Seriously. I hate buzz kills.
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