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NippleViking

27 Rochester, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess I'm on this site ultimately cuz someone suggested it. Was in a relationship not too long ago, but she decided she wanted to use me for presents, gifts, etc. So I said fuck that shit, moved on to more glorious things. Never been on one of these sites before. Hit me up if you wanna chat. I'll add more pictures later since I'm being lazy.

"Drop that textbook! What are you trying to do? Be smart? That's stupid! That won't stop the polar bears from invading, you pusseh!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Was in the military, honorably discharged and going to college now for IT Security.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking actually! I am the Swedish Chef....BORK BORK BORK!

+1 Awesome if you got the reference
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite movie could very well be V for Vendetta. But I like a lot of comedy movies as well.

I mainly listen to the classics like ACDC, Pink Floyd...you know.

Robbaz is hilarious.

I like to play video game.

As far as TV goes...Game of Thrones is pretty badass.

I also watch anime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world we live in today. I'm somewhat afraid of the future that we are headed towards.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I don't have to work I'm probably watching a movie, hanging with some buddies, at the gym, or having a few beers at The Winfield.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am actually a Viking warrior, who's wife and children were stolen from him by a rival clan. Now, I roam the frozen tundras of the Howling Fjord slaying those who stand between myself and my family!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you like to be around a fun guy. I like to be funny and relaxed. Im great in large doses!

You SHOULDN'T message me if you can't laugh at jokes. Seriously. I hate buzz kills.