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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:52am
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay, let's recreate the first impression most people have when they meet me face to face *ahem*, "Sweet zombie Jesus this dude is smart!". Yeah, so maybe it isn't quite like that, but you know what I'm getting at. You'll never see me flustered and I think most people would describe me would be calm, confident and content. I love what I do professionally and wouldn't be putting in the time and effort into my research if I didn't.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I'm a doctoral candidate studying biochemistry so I spend most days in a research lab. I should be finishing up within a year though, so the professor life isn't all that far away for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an excellent cook, it must come with the whole chemistry deal. You'd be surprised how much making dinner and running an experiment have in common.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So the easy answer would be the bright blue eyes and goofy hair but that feels too lazy. A better way to look at it would be that I'm clearly Italian. I'm loud, I talk with my hands and just in general very expressive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some of my favorite albums in no real order:

Weezer - Weezer (The Blue Album)
Weezer - Pinkerton
Descendents - Milo Goes to College
The Mars Volta - De-Loused in the Comatorium
At the Drive-In - Relationship of Command
Radiohead - OK Computer
The Strokes - Is this it
Outkast - Stankonia

TV shows (also no order)
Top Gear (The UK version, no the crappy US one)
Rocko's Modern Life
30 Rock
Dirty Jobs
It's Always Sunny
The Venture Brothers
The Walking Dead
Arrested Development
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog
A decent internet connect
My glasses, I'm pretty much blind without them
Conversation, yeah, I'm a bit of a people person
My smartphone
Sour Patch Kids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How on earth my dog ever came about. Shes a black lab/dachshund mix. Think about that for a minute. I pretty much have to tell people that she was a lab experiment of mine that I fell in love with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrible at taking hints. Seriously, don't bother, just tell me what you're trying to get at or its not going to happen.

Also, I don't have a sense of smell. Born without it as far as I can tell. I only recently learned that colors don't have smells. I always assumed commercials were referring to the color when they said "fresh orange scent".

Lastly, I can't swim. I totally just sink like a brick.
You should message me if
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If you think a witty and educated guy is just what you're looking for then you totally should say something.