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Nismyeah

23 M Oslo, Norway

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Norwegian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am Jan, and I cannot be summarized.

I think, A LOT. I am a self-proclaimed critic of everything.

I am at a stage of my life where I am figuring my shit out, while experiencing as much as possible. I am a dual citizen of the US and Norway, and have large families in both places.

At the risk of sounding elitist, I really like intelligent girls. Nothing beats the sexiness of a witty conversation.

Also, I generally do whatever the fuck I want. Following other people's arbitrary guidelines is not my cup of tea. I could be described as fiercely independent.

If you're wondering why I'm here it's because I am pretty damn shy, and therefore terrible at meeting people.

No matter what your instincts might tell you, I'm totally a fucking catch.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing too much LoL.
Searching for any summer job.
Just became a certified Norwegian speaker.
Also I write. I received an insane burst of inspiration from a dream not long ago and now have a trilogy of novels planned out. It involves time travel, corporate greed, corrupt government, nihilist philosophy, and the fifth dimension. (Yeah, I can tell you're jealous)
I start school for the third time in the fall, this time for Game Design. Third time's the charm, right?
I’m really good at
Everything and nothing at all
Narcissism
Remembering shit
Figuring shit out
Understanding shit from other people's perspectives
Solving problems
Video Games
Trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
Most likely that I'm dressed like an idiot. Like seriously, who wears a fedora anyways? Actually it's probably either my messed up hair or whatever hat I'm wearing in order to hide my untamed locks. Thick hair problems, amirite?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like well-written books, movies, shows and music. I'm too lazy to go into more detail. Call me a hipster or whatever, I just call it eclectic tastes. As for food, I will eat almost anything. I have an open mind and being a poor student really teaches you the value of any sustenance.

Author: G.B. Shaw

Band: Bright Eyes

TV: Arrested Development

Food: Paella

Movie: Being John Malkovich
The six things I could never do without
Anything I put on this list is doomed to disappear of course so I will say NOTHING!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Literally everything. It varies from day to day, hour to hour, second to second, thought to thought. At any given moment my head is racing with ideas and insights about completely unrelated bullshit, with thoughts fading away as quickly as they appear. It's literally impossible to explain what I'm thinking at any single moment. But such chaos is key to my creative process.
On a typical Friday night I am
A little drunk and playing video games. NO SHAME!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Pretty girls make me crazy nervous, thereby increasing the speed at which I put my foot directly into my mouth.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to sweep me off my feet! Or, if anything said above inspired you, angered you, offended you, or made you laugh. Really, I just want so meet some cool people and drive away the monotony of living in the freezing hell that is Norway =D