In a sentence: I'm an intellectual hedonist with a nihilistic joie de vivre.
I like comic books, old sci-fi movies, and staying up until 4am to watch meteor showers.
Oh, also I'm polyamorous. That's kinda important.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending to be an adult.
I’m really good at
Oh, I'm a charmer. I can, have, and will continue to talk my way into and out of everything.
I've ritualistically sacrificed thousands of hours to the video game gods in exchange for general mastery of the digital world.
I know an obscene amount about cephalopods. Not sure if that counts as being "good at" something, but I'm damn pleased with myself anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people notice is my unique voice. Then once they listen to what I'm saying they notice that I'm very well spoken and articulate. After ten minutes of this they realize I talk almost exclusively about butts, video games, and astronomy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything written by Neil Gaiman or William Gibson. I like Lovecraftian horror, fantasy and sci-fi of all flavors (particularly cyberpunk and high fantasy), science non-fiction, and whatever else doesn't suck. I read a lot.
Movies: Alien, Donnie Darko, Blade Runner, Ghost in the Shell, The Seventh Seal and Pulp Fiction. I like a bit of everything, from The Devil's Rejects to Disney and from Miyazaki to Metropolis.
Shows: Adventure Time and Avatar TLA/LOK are my go-to shows. I also dig Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, and Twin Peaks
Music: My *favorite* thing to listen to is industrial-rock, but anything good from any genre will find its way to my playlist... It'll just get there quicker if it's dark angry electronica.
Food: I am an om-nom-nomnivore with a meat tooth. Burritos, sushi, poke, and steak are my favorite things. I eat veg during the week for reasons, so meats are my treats.
The six things I could never do without
Sulfur, potassium, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, and hydrogen. Because you know, why not give a sassy literal answer?
My cat Rosie, weed, the internet, intellectual stimulation, and not too much else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretending to be an adult, writing, video games, movies, politics, dark existential humor... You know, normal things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most Friday nights I'm pretty restless and if I don't already have some kind of wild adventure planned a week ahead of time, I'm usually on the hunt for one as soon as I get off work.
If all else fails, my joyous fallback is a night in with movies, videos games, and a heap of good ole ganja.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the God damn Batman.
You should message me if
If you're interested in being friends and/other shenanigans and mischief making. I'm not really looking for more romantic relationships right now, but I never shy away from meeting new people.