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NitrousFortress

24 She-t’ou, Taiwan Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Irish (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a time traveler slowly forgetting the future

Everything is gonna be just fine though..
What I’m doing with my life
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I usually wake up on top of a mountain, where I drink 600ml of water before collecting fresh herbs and purple fleshed fruits before I light a fire under a tub of fresh mountain mineral water. I add it all in and soak stark naked above the clouds until the sun begins to break the myst. The fruit dies my skin light pink.

Then I ride a wild horse bear back to a stall near a small earthen grotto by a stream leading to the ocean, where I free dive to feed my pet octopus some 20 meters down and wash the pink coloring from my skin. I collect some seaweed and observe the fluorescent absurdities of the shallows. On some occasions I practice my echolocation with a nearby pod.

After arriving at the surface I shake my hair and air dry while running through the jungle to a quaint breakfast stand down a mysterious alley inherited by a people of ancient culture. I eat breakfast in solitude on a rock overlooking the sea and contemplate deeply over the labors of the day.

I till the land and tend a garden and bee hives before picking wild mountain herbs to seep for an afternoon tea. I eat some bread and limes and drink milk and honey, then I take a nap. When I wake up I read and write and study and account for the days business. I work meticulously with fine focus and craftmanship. Then I bring high mountain fruits and offerings to local school children, some of whom I tutor in the sciences and mathematics.

Afterwards I hike back up the mountain, walking my horse, who bears supplies, with me. I watch the sun set slowly over the horizon and clouds and take a candle lit bubble bath with my rubber duckie while listening to music outside in the twilight as bats scavange the skies and click and echo.

I then prepare for bed, unfold the fresh white linnen and close the windows, which always have a pie of some tropical fruit on their sill for a snack before slumber. I have another cup of herbal tea and then pee, jubilantly over the side of a cliff wearing my robe and fuzzy slippers. I have a good chuckle, write in my journal, turn off the lanterns, and close my eyes.
I’m really good at
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it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books about architecture, Frankenstein, Issaic Newton's Biography, Hebrews, Alma, 1984, The Hero's Journey, Luke, Psalms, Enoch, Cats Cradle, Genesis, The Doors of Perception, Kite Runner, 127 Days, A Long Way Gone, Morphogenesis 2, Systems Biology, Molecular Biology of the Gene, As a Man Thinketh, Brave New World, Moroni, any books that allow the authors to cheat death.

I dont have a TV, but I used to like House, Adventure Time, Steve Irwin, and I still follow The Walking Dead on my computer.

STRFKR, Horse the Band, Ghosts and Vodka, Boa Narrow, Nujabes, Ta Ku, Streetlight Manifesto, Bonobo, BMSR, Zeppelin, TOKiMONSTA, FlyLo, Shlohmo, Letherette, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Don Caballero, Native Feel, Clams Casino, The Smashing Pumpkins, M83, Do Make Say Think, Tera Melos, Zona Mexicana, Emancipator, Justice, The Barr Brothers, Simon and Garfunkle, The Gorillaz, Bruno Mars, etc...

Squid, Carrots, Beets, Amaranth, Sweet Potatoes, Goya, Apples, Grapes, Fish, Octopus, Oysters, Seaweed, Papaya, Limes, Sugar Apples, Walnuts, Almonds, Cashews, Pistachios, Lasagna, Avacados, Black Sesame, Oats, Honey, Mozzarella, Pepperjack, Brie, Durian, Ferns, Asparagus, Shrimp, Spinnach, Broccoli, Bamboo, Pineapples, Hawaiian Pizza, AB yogurt, oo-ku fan-twan, dan-bing, purple rice, oo-at-zan (the best!), Chocolate, lets talk about food

Tombstone, The Matrix, Amelie, The Shofar, The Italian Job, James Bond, The Life Aquatic, Pan's Labyrinth, Inception, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Grand Budapest Hotel, True Romance, The Butterfly Effect, Scary Movie, The Empire Strikes Back, Avatar, The Sound of Music, Forest Gump, Reservoir Dogs, Princess Mononoke, Howel's Walking Castle, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill

Super Mario Bros 1,2,&3, Metroid Prime, Super Smash Brothers Mele, Armored Core 3, Ace Combat 4, FFX, Jack and Daxter, DK for gameboy, Tetris (the original...>400,000, lv 16, whatsup), Snake, The Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Kirby in Dreamland, Minecraft Beta, Team Fortress 2 before the hat craze, Quake 3, Mega Man 3 & 6. I dont really play video games anymore though

Google

Mars-1, Banksey, Maxim Starkweather, Android Jones, Lori Gilbert, Andy Gilmoure (sp?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Being a quanta of the Eternal progeny of mankind

Conversations with wildlife

Glowing things

Rocks

Water

Tubes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The stories of all of my missing belongings from throughout my life (Ive had a sleeping bag travel the country before reconnecting in southern Florida, I can only imagine some of the places other things are). It makes me not mind having many awesome things dissapear. Sometimes I find things and wonder what their stories are...

Sometimes I throw coins off bridges just so I know the story behind how they got there, my conciusness completing their discoverer's curiosity as I am sure it has with other rediculously awesome pairs of pants, hats, sunglasses, and nifty pointless odities or technology.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Preparing a kingdom
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
little fishies really chill me out. Aquariums are downright therapeutic. Bring a tear to my eye.
You should message me if
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You are relentlessly sarcastic and http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDso5ElFRg

You see the fruit in the seed, young faces in old people, into the heart of man, and far beyond your days.

You are not afraid of who you are