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Nitsuj_opuc

23 Clearwater, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 4:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
3′ 7″ (1.10m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Other
Drugs
Never
Status
Single
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“...all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves." - Bill Hicks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Endlessly plotting and incessantly working.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bitching about Philadelphia sports teams.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Hey, you look familiar; don't I know you from television?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Captain Underpants is basically all I read, it ages well.

Folk-punk, maudlin indie music, stuff parents listen to.

Paul Thomas Anderson, Milos Foreman, The Coen Brothers, 70's Woody Allen movies, Martin Scorcese, anything Daniel Day-Lewis does, lots and lots of documentaries.

I recently watched the entire series The Wire and it may have ruined television for me, because it's that good.

You Made It Weird! With Pete Holmes, WTF With Marc Maron, 94 WIP, Doug Loves Movies, Getting Doug With High, The Smartest Man In The World Proopcast, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, Ted Radio Hour, 99% Invisible, the memory palace.

Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, David Cross, Emo Phillips, Dylan Moran, Marc Maron, Bill Hicks, Hannibal Burress, Demetri Martin, Todd Barry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six cups of coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making sketches for drawings I'll never finish.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I leave my phone on grayscale to save battery.
You should message me if
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Freewill.