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Nitsuj_opuc

22 M Clearwater, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
3′ 7″ (1.10m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Other
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really just wanna explore an abandoned amusement park before I die.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Endlessly plotting and incessantly working.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bitching about Philadelphia sports teams.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Hey, you look familiar; don't I know you from television?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kerouac, Bukowski, Camus, Satre.

Folk-punk, maudlin indie music, stuff parents listen to.

Paul Thomas Anderson, Milos Foreman, The Coen Brothers, 70's Woody Allen movies, Satoshi Kon, anything Daniel Day-Lewis does, lots and lots of documentaries.

Black Books,The League, The Mighty Boosh, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Game Of Thrones, Breaking Bad (more like freaking sad (that it's over)), Bob's Burgers, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The IT Crowd, Snuff Box.

WTF With Marc Maron, 94 WIP, Doug Loves Movies, Getting Doug With High, The Smartest Man In The World Proopcast, Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast.

Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, David Cross, Emo Phillips, Dylan Moran, Marc Maron, Bill Hicks, Hannibal Burress, Demetri Martin, Todd Barry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six cups of coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I have the tesituclar fortitude to try stand-up comedy.

*addendum*

I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making sketches for drawings I'll never finish.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know all the words to Battle Hymn Of The Republic.
You should message me if
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I'm keep trying to outwit myself and honestly I give up so you know if it be it be.