Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
QUICK DISCLAIMER: Please read this in a joyful and sarcastic tone
not a douche bag tone. thank you and read on.
I'm awesome and my dick prevents cancer. Out of every girl I've
ever slept with, none of them have cancer, so it must be true! You
could say I'm quick witted, open minded, out spoken, and I quote
myself. Here are some original quotes... "Patience is for the fool
who's content with waiting." or "When you die all you are is a
memory, try and make that memory good enough to be a story" -Me. Go
ahead, google it, you won't find it anywhere :)
I like to argue (not fight), and because of how I view religion
often openly mock it. Yeah, that may sound rude or hateful, but if
you had a 15 year old kid that had an imaginary friend, you'd seek
psychological help for said child, right? Religion.... same
I'm a talker not a typist,
But I'm a firm believer that the art of communication is a
art form because everyone would rather text.
I don't want kids... hell I'm even planning on getting a
vasectomy,but finding the motivation to book an appointment for
surgery...there... with only LOCAL anesthesia... is difficult.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Picture a barren desert. Now within this desert, lies a
And within that cubicle, my only means of talking to the
world are elderly people who are ANGRY at me! In other words, I'm a
slave robot to Wells Fargo doing their tech support. Thinking about
going back to school for law, but until then, trying to enjoy the
fuck out of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. Arguing, fixing problems & stuff, caring.
I pride myself on my ability to talk, and provoking people
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ender's Game, The God Delusion, I Am America and So Can You, World
War Z, most documentaries, Archer, American Dad,Spartacus, Dexter,
and Lost until I saw the last episode.
Mumford and Sons, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, Not Lady Gaga,
Nirvana, Dub Fx, and my friend is trying to get me to
more dubstep. I just like a lot of music truthfully
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, friends, sex, a bowl in my bong, great food, and my
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with friends to San Francisco or somewhere with
music, or just hanging out at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've once had two midget strippers crawling all over me.
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