Now edited for clarity!

I'm already committed to my best friend, TheeMisterDark. I am, however, open to friendship, random adventures, food partners, etc.

I often have ridiculous amounts of free time, followed by periods of extreme business.

I own a jar of butterfly parts, but I've lost my bee collection :(

Figuring out what I want to do next. I have options but can't seem to decide which one(s) to pursue. Trying to prioritize.

Making an effort to meet more people, go out more, do more stuff - all whilst trying to curb my awful spending habits so I can save more money to do things like learn, travel, actually have some sort of future. That sort of thing.

Apparently I am recovering from Halloween.

Making cats happy, learning about things that interest me, menial organizational tasks, drunken, semi-nude hip wiggling, putting lots of garlic and cheese in stuff, apparently (and very irritatingly) surprising people by not actually being dumb as a rock, hermiting.

I've decided this is an irritating category and am replacing it with an excerpt from the uncyclopedia article on ocular gonorrhea:

"If you get it make sure you use some eye drops, or else when you go outside and get some wind in your eyes the gonorrhea will become a lesbian unicorn, and if it is raining it will be disgusted and will vomit pre-digested rainbow colored half skinned and slightly homosexual kitties all over you."

Anything non-fictional on psychology and/or crime, specifically murder, sex crime and kidnappings, as well as biographies of criminals. I also like some sci-fi, fantasy and humour. Niven, Pratchett and Douglas Adams come to mind. I also like well illustrated children's books and items of nostalgia, such as When the Sky is Like Lace, Slugs, Goodnight Moon and Where the Wild Things Are. I am looking forward to the movie.

I just finished Crimes and Punishment: A Pictorial Encyclopedia of Aberrant Behavior. Dated, but mostly relevant and mostly interesting. Keeping all the volumes.

Gorey, smutty, funny, scary, mysterious and weird. Things like Layer Cake, Tokyo Gore Police and the freaking Aristocats. Aristocats all the way. Ever since I ended up with a projector and huge screen at my disposal, I've become cheap about movies.

Everything. Classical, metal, industrial, country, oldies, pop, rock, salsa, random, whatever. I like most of it and hate some of it. Listening to the radio at work has soured many a previously loved song for me, though, through repetition. I'm new to metal, so if you have any recommendations or wanna take me to a show, do let me know.

Blue-rare steaks, gyu tataki, garlic, cheese gnocchi, lemon anything, spicy stuff, reubens, and many other delicious items. Sweet eggplant, recently. Must sample more Persian foods. I will try almost anything and like, if not love, most of it. If it weren't for my incredible metabolism I'd be 400lbs.

Also, PINEAPPLE!!!

I've decided I would like this section better if it were an aquarium. Mind the jellyfish, they sting.

Jellyfish, jellyfish, cuttlefish, squid. Fish fish fish. *Ink*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeels!

Just about everything I can. This includes, but is not limited to, sex, sea creatures, unicorns, what to learn next, shit I ought to get done, shit I'm not getting done, how to get a super-luxurious amount of sleep without losing any waking hours (this is not possible, no matter how many times I try), meat, my cat (if you can't handle disgusting kitty-talk like "aww, how's my little bunny-wunny face? Who's my little fluffy-buns?" don't come to my house), gore that looks real but wouldn't give me an infection if I were to get it in my naughty bits, how any restaurant can take itself seriously with "fish tacos" on the menu, many other things.

Mothra or Seppuku Pony, depending on my mood.

Usually Fridays are spent working then relaxing and reading or solving logic problems then falling asleep, or trying to figure out what to do that involves people but not spending all my money on strippers.

The fact that "therapist" also spells "the rapist" thrills me on multiple levels.

As previously mentioned, I like questionnaires, so feel free to ask.

Any of the following:

*You don't mind that I intend to reply at a later date, but probably won't.
*Your brain is not covered in mold.
*You don't mind that I alternate between confidence and total awkwardness.
*You eat.