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No-Springs

27 M Woodside, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Wait, what?

I am endlessly puzzled by people's motivations and desires, and am far more often confused than not.
What I’m doing with my life
Social worker, tutor, and occasional day tripper. Musician/noisemaker.
I’m really good at
Breaking umbrellas.

Losing lighters.

Staying out of the way.
The first things people usually notice about me
Very direct. Quiet.

I've got a lotta fucking nerve.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
McCarthy, Vonnegut, Melville, Eliot. Lately Pynchon and Mark Danielewski

Noise, punk, electronic shit, hip hop

Coen brothers, Cuaron, Malick

I've seen every episode of Peep Show dozens of times and it hasn't gotten old

Lots and lots of Mexican food

...among others.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How it's all very easy to predict.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified of ice and my full name is really stupid.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
We're all here for the same reasons: this is a big, unfriendly place and due to rapid social and technological changes it has become very difficult to meet potential partners in the "traditional" manners of the last 50 years. If you share a predilection toward honesty and cynicism and don't like hyperbole, then by all means...