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No-Springs

27 M Woodside, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am endlessly puzzled by people's motivations and desires, and am far more often confused than not.
What I’m doing with my life
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Social worker, tutor, and occasional day tripper. Musician/noisemaker.
I’m really good at
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Breaking umbrellas.

Losing lighters.

Staying out of the way.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Very direct. Quiet.

I've got a lotta fucking nerve.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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McCarthy, Vonnegut, Melville, Eliot. Lately Pynchon and Mark Danielewski

Noise, punk, electronic shit, hip hop

Coen brothers, Cuaron, Malick

I've seen every episode of Peep Show dozens of times and it hasn't gotten old

Lots and lots of Mexican food

...among others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Denim
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How it's all very easy to predict.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Perambulating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of ice and my full name is really stupid.
You should message me if
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We're all here for the same reasons: this is a big, unfriendly place and due to rapid social and technological changes it has become very difficult to meet potential partners in the "traditional" manners of the last 50 years. If you share a predilection toward honesty and cynicism and don't like hyperbole, then by all means...