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No-Springs

27 M Woodside, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am endlessly puzzled by people's motivations and desires, and am far more often confused than not.
What I’m doing with my life
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Social worker, tutor, and occasional day tripper. Musician/noisemaker, mountain bicycler.
I’m really good at
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Breaking umbrellas.

Losing lighters.

Staying out of the way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How it's all very easy to predict.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't wanna stay at your party
I don't wanna talk with your friends
You should message me if
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You realize there is a world outside of the city.

You're at least a little physically active.

You have hobbies other than drinking.