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No1Special99

32 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm shy in person when I first meet people... but once I get to know you I'm quite outgoing, silly and fun. I love reading books, listening to music, baking!, perusing the internet, watching movies or just hanging out with a few close friends. I prefer the company of close friends over random, loud parties.

I'm color blind, so if I ever upload a picture where my clothing does not match, please don't blame me. I often think my clothes are colors which they simply are not. It's nice to have met one other color blind friend who knows the frustration of buying a lovely pair of corduroys, thinking they're grey, but learning they're green. Arghh! But the tag said GR!!!

I just started volunteering with PAWS. It's heart-breaking and rewarding. I want to adopt all of the animals.

I am well-read, affectionate, and bashful
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work for Dyson... the sweet sweet vacuum company. Although, technically I'm part of the Airblade hand dryer team (even better if you haven't experienced it yet!). Check us out online!

I started running again this summer. How the heck do you manage running outdoors during a Chicago winter?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, writing and arithmetic. Baking cookies--seriously. People swoon over my cookies. NOT watching television. Eating double stuff Oreos. Dressing myself (even if the colors don't always match...). Sharing space. Loving animals. Sleeping. Making my bed every morning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quiet/shy, energetic, silly, fashionable and fit.
Oh, and I have cool, cool glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS... any thing by Arthur Nersesian, Kurt Vonnegut, Dan Brown, Harry Potter, LOTR, Anne Rice, Dave Eggers, Calvin and Hobbes, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Stephen King, The Hunger Games, The Historian...

MOVIES... moulin rouge, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, grosse pointe blank, monsters inc, amelie, the professional, playing by heart, nightmare before christmas, the labyrinth, chicago, high fidelity, monty python and the holy grail, Wall-E...

TV... (I rarely watch, but when I do) ... 30 Rock, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, Arrested Development, House, Bones, Game of Thrones

MUSIC... regina spektor, tori amos, fiona apple, amanda palmer, sleater-kinney, the postal service, norah jones, coldplay, gwen stefani, tegan and sara, the white stripes...

FOODS... cereal, double stuff oreos, cheese, meat, hot chocolate, pork chops, chinese and italian food, blueberry muffins...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Only Six?

Dogs, friends, books, computers, family and dogs. And bookstores. And hot chocolate. And the sun. And girls. And cereal. Yes, cereal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, my career path, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, why is it so bloody cold, what book to read next... the usual stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, watching a movie, with close friends, on the internet, at Barnes & Nobles or Borders, at Panera, etc
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have boxers with Beagles on them. Boxers with Dalmatians. Boxers with Chihuahuas. Boxers with Dachshunds in sweaters. And boxers with... Boxers on them!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You really, really want to. If we appear to have enough in common. If you just want to give it a shot. If you're my soul mate. If you want to bring over some Double Stuff Oreos. If you have a dog and want to share. If you want to go to Target.