Mellow but fun-loving. Quiet but confident.
Hate excuses. Love a good burger.
Always a gentleman. Never a douche.
Hate excuses. Love a good burger.
Always a gentleman. Never a douche.
Find better matches with our advanced matching system
—% Match —% Friend —% Enemy
Dorkus_Molorkus
34 / M / Straight / Single
Los Angeles, California
His Details
- Last Online
- Apr 23
- Ethnicity
- Asian
- Height
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Diet
- Strictly anything
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Agnosticism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Pisces and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- College/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- $60,000–$70,000
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Pets
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- Speaks
- English (Okay)
Similar Users
-
Beasley_the_Cat Los Angeles, California more adventurous
-
thisiscmy Los Angeles, California more artsy
-
beardjam Los Angeles, California more extroverted
-
drmalicious Hollywood, California cruder
-
nicholasa123 Los Angeles, California less adventurous
-
eros4psyche Los Angeles, California more political
-
Marcheeno Los Angeles, California more political
What I’m doing with my life
I spend my days as a sales analyst for an e-tailer, and I spend my
nights as a hedonist.
(I guess I spend my days as a hedonist, too.)
(I guess I spend my days as a hedonist, too.)
I’m really good at
hitting the snooze.
The first things people usually notice about me
my luscious locks of hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Siddartha
The Catcher in the Rye
Ender's Game
The Shawshank Redemption
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Donnie Darko
Pi
Primer
Goodfellas
The Usual Suspects
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
Swingers
Inception
Cowboy Bebop
Mad Men
Family Guy
Robot Chicken
Almost everything on the Science Channel
Dave Brubeck
Charlie Parker
Led Zeppelin
The Clash
The Cure
The Weeknd
Oingo Boingo
Yellowman
Outkast
Cudi
Wiz
Lagavulin
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Double-Doubles
FO burger
Umami Truffle Burger
Shake Shack
Chick-fil-A
McRib
Spam/pan de sal/fried egg sandwiches
chicken hyderabadi, Defcon 1 spicy
King Taco
truffle tater tots
Rips
peanut butter and jelly donuts
The Catcher in the Rye
Ender's Game
The Shawshank Redemption
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Donnie Darko
Pi
Primer
Goodfellas
The Usual Suspects
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
Swingers
Inception
Cowboy Bebop
Mad Men
Family Guy
Robot Chicken
Almost everything on the Science Channel
Dave Brubeck
Charlie Parker
Led Zeppelin
The Clash
The Cure
The Weeknd
Oingo Boingo
Yellowman
Outkast
Cudi
Wiz
Lagavulin
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Double-Doubles
FO burger
Umami Truffle Burger
Shake Shack
Chick-fil-A
McRib
Spam/pan de sal/fried egg sandwiches
chicken hyderabadi, Defcon 1 spicy
King Taco
truffle tater tots
Rips
peanut butter and jelly donuts
The six things I could never do without
-sleeping in
-my iPhone (I was in denial for a long time, but I've finally embraced my dependency.)
-SportsCenter
-eye drops
-hot sauce
-cool mystery thing to be revealed later
-my iPhone (I was in denial for a long time, but I've finally embraced my dependency.)
-SportsCenter
-eye drops
-hot sauce
-cool mystery thing to be revealed later
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I'm going to have for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
up, up, and away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's no cool mystery thing to be revealed later.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 24–33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
you have class with a bit of sass; you're bitchin' but not a bitch;
you think proficiency in Excel is really hot; you venture outside
of your comfort zone and can inspire me to do the same.
