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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:04pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a very driven person and I can be obnoxiously passionate about my interests. However, I don't take myself too seriously and I'm attracted to people who can make fun of themselves, joke around, and not take themselves super seriously either.

I use the word "weirdo" as a term of endearment.

I eat a lot and do so at a savage pace. My mom tells me that I "look like a refugee" when I eat. That said, I'm also a nutrition nut and I eat really healthily.

I love to play lots of strange foreign board games. If you want an extra player for a game of Caverna, Space Trucker, Settlers of Catan, or most any other board game popular in Germany or Eastern Europe, I'm game!

I'm passionate about animal welfare. I try to live a life that's driven by compassion for sentient beings.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing up school for the second time!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning a :[ to a :] and subsequently a :D

I also posses a preternatural ability to get lost. I'm awesome at it. My sense of direction is so atrocious that it borders on a learning disability. If you are ever so unfortunate as to be in a car with me without a GPS or smartphone, you better not have anything planned for the rest of the day, because we're in for an adventure! I'm debating putting this in the "the most private thing I'm willing to admit" section...

I could kill you with my pinkie, but I prefer to use a spoon.

I am the BEST at coming up with nicknames for people. It's doubtful that I will ever refer to you by your legal name beyond the first week of knowing you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty sarcastic, but if they fail to realize that, they could be thinking anything about me. They also notice that I'm really honest--sometimes brutally so (especially by Minnesotan standards).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Possibility of Altruism, 1984, Animal Farm, Animal Liberation, Things Fall Apart

Music: Older hip-hop, some rock and alternative, and the occasional indie

Food: anything vegan, Evergreen, and Justin's Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups.

Except for documentaries, there probably isn't a genre to which I'm partial, but some of my favorite movies are Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Memento, The Departed, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Fifth Element, The Dark Knight, Crazy Stupid Love, Match Point, IRON MAN (the sequel was a shit stain by comparison), The Constant Gardener...

TV: Louie, The Wire, Parks and Recreation, Daily Show, Dexter, The Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to interpret this as "the six things I would most hate to do without that aren't necessary for survival" since the literal interpretation is silly.

1. my friends
2. my cellphone :( (without it I couldn't tie my shoes)
3. a GPS (without it I couldn't find my shoes)
4. access to as much information as I can handle.
4a. MPR--I love MPR (and NPR when I'm traveling)
5. empathy
6. a high-powered blender
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Consciousness, morality, computas, and food.

The most effective way to help the greatest amount of people and animals.

I'm interested in just about everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Quiet night in watching a movie, playing board games, chillin' with my homies, or exploring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hadn't drank (alcohol) for the first time until just before I turned 23 and I don't drink very often so my tolerance is ridiculously low. There are probably some babies that can drink me under the table.
Of that video's 50 million+ views, I'm probably responsible for about 20,000 of them.
You should message me if
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You think I'm pretty neat and I might think you're pretty neat, too.

It doesn't matter to me whether you're shorter or taller than me.

Note: I'm generally attracted to goofy, funny, progressive, intellectual women who wear little to no make up. I tend to find quirkiness attractive and endearing. If you fit this description, how you doin'?