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NoHyphens

25 / M / Straight / Single

London, United Kingdom

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:31am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I went to Sainsbury's to buy some cereal bars recently; they had two types - one with 'breakfast' written across the box and one without. I got the latter because I was planning on eating them throughout the day. This is a true story.
What I’m doing with my life
Messaging people on here I know from real life, saying "Haha, you're on here too? How FUNNY!", then forgetting I've done it and receiving an email from OkCupid a couple of hours later that makes me think "YES, MAYBE I WON'T DIE ALONE!", but actually it's just from them and I probably will.
I’m really good at
Grammar; cunnilingus; lying.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not an amputee. People are always coming up to me and saying "Woah, dude! You've got two arms and legs!", and I'm like "Yeah man! Fingers and toes all intact as well!" Then we high five.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not really into books. Girls still like that, right? Male boorishness? Us men are here to build houses and fight bears, not read Jane Austen. Film-wise, Shaun of the Dead, The Conversation, Dead Ringers, Kick-Ass, No Country For Old Men, Harold & Kumar, Nil By Mouth, Blue Valentine, Safety Not Guaranteed and The French Connection are favourites; for TV, see Boston Legal, The IT Crowd (or anything Graham Linehan's been involved with, really. Not Big Train though - that was shit), Dr Katz, True Blood, The Life and Times of Tim, Bob's Burgers, The Wire, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Mad Men, Parks and Recreation, The Larry Sanders Show or The Sopranos; with regard to music, I'm a big fan of the Pixies, Elliott Smith, Built to Spill, Guided by Voices, Women, Spoon, Wire, Beulah, Pavement, Van Morrison, Neutral Milk Hotel and Fugazi; and food... I like most food. But not lamb.
The six things I could never do without
Christ, I don't know. Six... Why six? Hmm. Words. I'd struggle without words. And indeed, regularly do. Let's consider this an example of that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting awkwardly in a corner somewhere, wishing I'd stayed at home. Or, alternatively, sitting awkwardly in a corner at home, wishing I'd gone out. One or the other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Right: sphere -3.25, cylinder -0.50, axis 90
Left: sphere -3.00, cylinder -0.50, axis 70
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not a scrub. No, I don't want no scrub - a scrub is a girl that can't get no love from me. Hanging out the passenger side of her best friend's ride, trying to holla at me. I don't want no scrub - a scrub is a girl that can't get no love from me. Hanging out the passenger side of her best friend's ride, trying to holla at me. If you don't have a car and you're walking (oh yes girl, I'm talking to you), if you live at home with your momma (oh yes girl, I'm talking to you), if you have a shorty but you don't show love (oh YES girl, I'm talking to YOU... even though I have no idea what that means (Edit - I've now been informed what it means; it probably isn't applicable))... Wanna get with me with no money? Oh no, I don't want no scrub.