Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INTJ. Enneagram 6w5.
I create fire, I tear things apart with my teeth, and I make the
air vibrate. I transfer information and I organize matter into
complex systems. I scream endlessly into the void in the vain hope
that it may one day return the favor. I have been paid fairly well
for my mastery of symbols.
I am a character in my own comedy noir.
I am an event, specifically a catastrophe, unfortunately not the
kind you can't look away from. I could use the attention.
I have been observed by many tens of thousands of people and they
have generated mixed reviews of their experiences. If i'm going to
be completely impartial here, I'll have to contact all of them and
do some research. Give me just 40 or 50 years and I'll get right
back to you.
If you don't mind some self-serving bias, then here you go: my gaze
is known to shatter minds, I once shook God's hand and then beat
him at arm wrestling, and I smell like James Earl Jones sounds.
Everything I own is gold-plated. I've been elected President of the
United States of America every four years since 1992 under an
assumed name after campaigning in heavy makeup and then after each
victory I appointed a CIA-created doppelganger to occupy the office
for me while I trained models in naked lion jousting in the
Australian outback. The videos have been lost in a tragic submarine
fire, which to this day is the most ironic misfortune I've
experienced. The shipping costs for lions are actually quite low.
You'd be shocked how many people are dying to get rid of lions. The
models set me back a few ducats, of course.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work only every other week and I make plenty of money.
You are jealous of this and you can't handle it. You don't even
know what you just read and you may re-read it. You may also
neglect to re-read it for fear that I have somehow won a victory
over you for predicting your behavior. Of course, I just predicted
that also. Got ya. Now that you're trapped in the gravity well of
intention that I've created, try to argue to me that free will
exists, I fucking dare you.
I’m really good at
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Thinking, metathinking, and explaining thoughts (including
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read philosophy, spirituality, politics, psychology, and occult.
I watch comedy, which is the higher art compared to drama. Comedy
is gracious enough to allow drama to believe that it's the finer of
the two in much the same way that a parent lets a child win at a
difficult board game, unless the parent has some kind of emotional
difficulty that makes him unfit to raise children like my fucking
father did. I swear to god if I lose one more game of online chess
I'm going to extinguish a living thing just to feel a sense of
power for a goddamn instant.
I listen albeit infrequently to progressive, otherworldly, moody,
angry, and/or trance-like rock, metal, industrial, and electronic.
I used to consume more grunge, indie, and other more popular,
youthful rock music like Incubus, NIN, and Radiohead. I enjoyed the
presence of the urge to express, overcome, and transcend in this
type of music. It's all about reaching higher in spirit.
Reciprocally, I recoil at anything too base and/or simplistic in
structure or in meaning. Party music, self-aggrandizement, or
anything emotional for the sake of emotion is right out. With age,
I have refined my tastes to eliminate anything that does not
resonate purely with the absolute core of my being, in which dwells
a severity that I trust I have made palpable to you by now. Still
with me? You're my type if so. Listen to pretty much anything by
Animals as Leaders for a sample of my primary musical interests at
I eat everything. Ravenously so. Are you going to finish that? I
actually try to avoid too much meat, but I lift weights for MAD
GAINZ so I need my animal protein. Eggs, cheese, and whey powder
usually do the trick, but some chicken tikka masala is an
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shit, I ran out of things.
3. Non-collapsed quantum object/non-object superpositions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking. When I get started on this, I don't get a whole lot else
done. It's like a whole fractal-ish Russian doll situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking something brewed or something steeped.
You should message me if
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You've seen to the end of infinity and now nothing less will
I seek authenticity and I know it when I see it. Putting up a false
front works very well in our world, but I refuse to do it and I do
not bond with anyone who does.
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