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NoIamDoesNot

31 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Transportation
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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INTJ. Enneagram 6w5.

I create fire, I tear things apart with my teeth, and I make the air vibrate. I transfer information and I organize matter into complex systems. I have been paid fairly well for my mastery of symbols.

I am an event.

I have been observed by many tens of thousands of people and they have generated mixed reviews. If i'm going to be completely impartial here, I'll have to contact all of them and do some research. Give me just 40 or 50 years and I'll get right back to you.

If you don't mind some self-serving bias, then here you go: my gaze is known to shatter minds, I once shook God's hand and then beat him at arm wrestling, and I smell like James Earl Jones sounds. Everything I own is gold-plated. I've been elected President of the United States of America every four years since 1992 under an assumed name after campaigning in heavy makeup and then appointed a CIA-created doppelganger to occupy the office for me while I trained supermodels in naked lion jousting in the Australian outback. The videos have been lost in a tragic submarine fire, which to this day is the most ironic misfortune I've experienced. The shipping costs for lions are actually quite low. You'd be shocked how many people are dying to get rid of lions. The supermodels ran me quite a few dubloons though, as you might expect.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work only every other week and I make plenty of money. You are jealous of this and you can't handle it.

Even less could you handle hearing about what I do what I do with the other week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking and explaining thoughts (including yours).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read philosophy, spirituality, politics, psychology, and occult. No novels.

I watch comedy, which is the higher art compared to drama. Comedy is gracious enough to allow drama to believe that it's the finer of the two in much the same way that a parent lets a child win at a difficult board game.

I listen infrequently to progressive, otherworldly, moody, angry, and/or trance-like rock, metal, industrial, and electronic. I used to consume lots of grunge and other more popular, youthful rock music like Incubus, NIN, and Radiohead. I enjoyed the presence of the urge to express, overcome, and transcend in this type of music. It's all about reaching higher in spirit. Reciprocally, I recoil at anything too base and/or simplistic in structure or in meaning. Party music, self-aggrandizement, or anything emotional for the sake of emotion is right out. Listen to pretty much anything by Animals as Leaders for a sample of my primary musical interests at the moment.

I eat everything. Ravenously so. Are you going to finish that? I actually try to avoid too much meat (occasional is okay), but I lift weights so I need my animal protein. Eggs, cheese, and whey powder do the trick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Objects
2. Non-objects

Shit, I ran out of things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking. When I get started on this, I don't get a whole lot else done.
You should message me if
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You've seen to the end of infinity and now anything less is not enough, and you need someone who's done the same to join you in sailing away into eternity in an emerald space canoe stashed with fine silks and foamy wines.

If you're authentic, I'll like you. If you fake happiness and positivity to get people to like you, I won't like you. I can always tell the difference. The only thing that I want from other people is to share the experience of being human together. The very last thing I want is to have to play a game with everyone where I pretend everything is just the way that I think others want it to be. I would much rather be truly miserable alone than falsely happy together. In fact, in order from greatest to least, I desire to be:

1. Truly happy together
2. Truly miserable together
3. Truly happy alone
4. Truly miserable alone
5. Falsely happy alone
6. Falsely happy together

To explain: #1 is a no-brainer. #2 is above #3 because I value connection more than I value just being in a good state. It's more fulfilling to be connected to someone and united against our problems than it is to just have no problems by myself. #4 is above #5 and #6 because I value truth more than happiness. Truth is eternal, happiness is ephemeral. Not a difficult choice if you have a deep enough perspective. #5 is above #6 because the pain of living a lie is amplified by being around others who are doing the same thing. I feel much colder and more alone when I'm living a lie and I can see that others around me are also. It's like a prison we've built in our minds that I can only escape by detaching (and then I move up to #4 since I never actually choose #5 anymore).