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NoIamDoesNot

31 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a postmodern knight errant. I collect broken damsels and I save them from themselves through a series of blundering mistakes that somehow synthesize into progress.

My battleground is the psyche, and my foes and armaments both are neuroses. I fight water with water and triumph in the acceptance of sogginess and the washing away of filth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work only every other week. You're jealous and you can't handle it.

Even less could you handle what I do with the other week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fitness/nutrition
dream analysis
money management
logic/philosophy
writing
humor
personal coaching
picking shit up
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
read:
- philosophy
- spirituality
- esoterics

watch:
- comedy. the more absurd and nuanced, the more non-formulaic, the better.
- documentaries.

Listen:
- electronic
- industrial
- indie rock
- select pop rock from the 90s
- select heavy metal, symphonic and djent especially
- Electric Six
- Kraftwerk
- KMFDM
- LCD Soundsystem
- NIN
- Radiohead
- Decemberists
- Alice in Chains
- RHCP
- Animals as Leaders
- dark ambient
- sludge

Eat:
- everything
- healthy (almost always)
- adventurously
- low meat/fish content
- almost no beef, pork, lamb, etc
- high egg content
- high whey content
- cheese (when decadent)
- more than enough fruit and veg
- green smoothies
- spices
- oatmeal
- excellent 340-grain breads with bark and sinew in them
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
privacy
long periods of time away from modern wage slavery
internet
new information and perspectives
high population density
activity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what existence is and how I should relate to it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
if i ever become one of those people to whom friday night is special and important because it signifies the end of a 5-day surrender of my precious time to a master who uses me for his own gain, i want you to kill me. PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL KILL ME IF THIS HAPPENS.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think I could admit more than 6 private things. Choose carefully.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can defeat me in a battle of magic and wit. throw down the gauntlet and i will appear for battle.