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  • Ages 20–36
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
My self-summary
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INTJ. Enneagram 6w5.

I create fire, I tear things apart with my teeth, and I make the air vibrate. I transfer information and I organize matter into complex systems. I scream endlessly into the void in the vain hope that it may one day return the favor. I have been paid fairly well for my mastery of symbols.

I am a character in my own comedy noir.

I am an event, specifically a catastrophe, unfortunately not the kind you can't look away from. I could use the attention.

I have been observed by many tens of thousands of people and they have generated mixed reviews of their experiences. If i'm going to be completely impartial here, I'll have to contact all of them and do some research. Give me just 40 or 50 years and I'll get right back to you.

If you don't mind some self-serving bias, then here you go: my gaze is known to shatter minds, I once shook God's hand and then beat him at arm wrestling, and I smell like James Earl Jones sounds. Everything I own is gold-plated. I've been elected President of the United States of America every four years since 1992 under an assumed name after campaigning in heavy makeup and then after each victory I appointed a CIA-created doppelganger to occupy the office for me while I trained models in naked lion jousting in the Australian outback. The videos have been lost in a tragic submarine fire, which to this day is the most ironic misfortune I've experienced. The shipping costs for lions are actually quite low. You'd be shocked how many people are dying to get rid of lions. The models set me back a few ducats, of course.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work only every other week and I make plenty of money. You are jealous of this and you can't handle it. You don't even know what you just read and you may re-read it. You may also neglect to re-read it for fear that I have somehow won a victory over you for predicting your behavior. Of course, I just predicted that also. Got ya. Now that you're trapped in the gravity well of intention that I've created, try to argue to me that free will exists, I fucking dare you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking, metathinking, and explaining thoughts (including yours).

Emotional reasoning.

Ego transparency.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read philosophy, spirituality, politics, psychology, and occult. No novels.

I watch comedy, which is the higher art compared to drama. Comedy is gracious enough to allow drama to believe that it's the finer of the two in much the same way that a parent lets a child win at a difficult board game, unless the parent has some kind of emotional difficulty that makes him unfit to raise children like my fucking father did. I swear to god if I lose one more game of online chess I'm going to extinguish a living thing just to feel a sense of power for a goddamn instant.

I listen albeit infrequently to progressive, otherworldly, moody, angry, and/or trance-like rock, metal, industrial, and electronic. I used to consume more grunge, indie, and other more popular, youthful rock music like Incubus, NIN, and Radiohead. I enjoyed the presence of the urge to express, overcome, and transcend in this type of music. It's all about reaching higher in spirit. Reciprocally, I recoil at anything too base and/or simplistic in structure or in meaning. Party music, self-aggrandizement, or anything emotional for the sake of emotion is right out. With age, I have refined my tastes to eliminate anything that does not resonate purely with the absolute core of my being, in which dwells a severity that I trust I have made palpable to you by now. Still with me? You're my type if so. Listen to pretty much anything by Animals as Leaders for a sample of my primary musical interests at the moment.

I eat everything. Ravenously so. Are you going to finish that? I actually try to avoid too much meat, but I lift weights for MAD GAINZ so I need my animal protein. Eggs, cheese, and whey powder usually do the trick, but some chicken tikka masala is an irresistible treat..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Objects
2. Non-objects

Shit, I ran out of things.

3. Non-collapsed quantum object/non-object superpositions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking. When I get started on this, I don't get a whole lot else done. It's like a whole fractal-ish Russian doll situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking something brewed or something steeped.
You should message me if
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You've seen to the end of infinity and now nothing less will suffice.

I seek authenticity and I know it when I see it. Putting up a false front works very well in our world, but I refuse to do it and I do not bond with anyone who does.